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Yad hai jab hum pehli bar mile

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Yad hai jab hum pehli bar mile.

Tum nay mujay dekha

Nazroon say nazray milien

Tum nay hath aagay bharhaya

aur mujhay Kaha

"Allah k naam pe aik rupia day day baba"…

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La ka duka taka saka h0h0h0h0h0h0

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La Ka Duka Taka Saka H0h0h0h0h0h0

Gana Gana Dal0 Wasandra

Kaisa Laga Song Mera?

Nahi Sumjh Aya?

Kamino!

Agar Yahi Song Shakira Gati To Boht Acha Lagta …

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1 aurat ne wakil se pocha k

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1 aUrAt nE 1 wAkIl sE pOcHa k tAlAk lEnE k lYe kIa sHaRyAt lAzMi hOtI hAi ?

wAkIl bOlA “tAlAk lEnE K lYe aPp kO sHaDi sHuDo hOnA zOrOrI hAi”

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1985 k guests ghar aaty hi

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1985 k Guests

Ghar Aaty Hi:

Kia Haal Hyn

Abba Thik Hyn

…Bacho’n Ka Kia Haal Hy ? ?

2011 k Guests

Ghar Aaty Hi:

Aur Kia Haal Hyn

Bareek Pin Wala Charger

Hy … =P =D …

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Momin k leye duniya 1 maidanamal e saleh iska

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Momin K Leye Duniya 1 Maidan,Amal-e-Saleh iska Maqsood, Maut Iska Tohfa Aur Jannat Iski Gayaat Hey, Kafir K Leye Duniya Baag,Isko Hasil Karna Iska Maqsood, Maut Iski Badbakhti Aur Dozakh Iski Gayaat hey.

(Hazrat Ali. RAZIALLAH TAALA ANHO)…

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N e v r allow a

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N E V E R

Allow

A Gal

2 Talk

Too Much 2u

Else,

Later

She’ll

Make U

Talk

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Sardarji ki bivi mar gayi woh to

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sardarji ki bivi mar gayi, woh to khush tha magar us ki bivi ka aik aashiq chilla chilla ke ro raha tha

sardarji se bardasht na hua aur us ke paas ja ke bolay "pareshan na ho! main doosri shadi kar loon ga"

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Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa

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Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa bata raha hun kisi ko btana mat.

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kAbi kAbi din k wAqt so jAyA kAro khAs tor pe driving kArte wAqt……

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City mai 3 pagal ghoom rahe thekisi

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CITy MAi 3 PAgaL GhoOm RaHe tHe.KIsI nE PoChA K Ap LOg kaHa ja RAhe Hai? paGaL BoLe kAL K AkhAbR Me khAbEr chuPhI He k pAgaL KHaNe se 3 paGaL NikaL BHagE He,tAlaSh kRNe vaLe ko 5000 inAaM miLe gA. . .Un Hi kO DHoNd rAhE HAi.=P…

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Larki ka bap larki se jise tum

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Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.

Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha…

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Malak ye tm ne golden balon wali

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Malak: ye tm ne golden balon wali larki ko kahan se bithaya?

Drive: sir ap gussa mt hon mai abi batata hun

Malik: koi zaroorat nhi tm bs mera taaruf krwa do…

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Mareez mje ajeeb si bemaari ho gye

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Mareez: mje ajeeb si bemaari ho gye hai, jb mri bivi bolti hai toh mje kuch sunai nhi deta

DR : ye bimari nhi ALLAH ki nimat hai. :-D :-| :-)

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Shaadi se pehlay larka darling

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Shaadi se pehlay

Larka:

Darling !

Tum Nahi to Main Nahi…

Aur

Main Nahi to Tum Nahi.

Shaadi ke baad Larka:

Kaminiye!!

Aaj ya Tu Nahi ya Main Nahi…!!!…

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Someone who thinks logically is a

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someone who thinks logically – is a nice contrast to the real world.

signs common in bihar trains –

aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free. …

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Professional lovers hajjaam chehry pe mery

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Professional Lover’s:

Hajjaam:

chehry pe mery zulf ko bikhrao kisi din

doctor:

akhir is dard ki dawa kya hy?

Sunara:

kash main tery haseen hath ka kangan hota

wakeel:

wo qadam qadam pe jeety, main qadam pe haara

choki daar:

tooti hy meri nend magar tumko is sy kya?

Maali:

suna hy boly to baton sy phool jharty hain

police:

main qatal hova kesy mery yar sy pocho

driver:

Barra kathan hy Raasta jo aa sako to sath do . . . :p ;->…

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University life assignment copy karte waqt

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University life…

ASSIGNMENT copy karte waqt,

“Oyeeeee!! Yeh kya likha hai?”

“Jo lafz samjh arha hai wo likh, jo nahi aa raha uska aisa he design bana de:-D…

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Boy to girl let go jungle

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Boy To Girl:

Let Go To Jungle…..

Girl: No !!

You Will Do Something

Wrong With Me…..

Boy: By God,

i’ll Not…!!!

Girl: Tay Feer Jaan Da Ki

Faidaa…..!!!!

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Aankhon me sharafat chaal nazakat dil

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Aankhon Me Sharafat

Chaal Me Nazakat

Dil Me Sachai

Cheray Par Safai

Isi Liye Tou Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

"BHAI" …. ;->…

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Tum meray liye aik mobile ki tarah

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tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,

khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,

Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,

mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah ,

hum ko bhoool na jana Network ki tarah.

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Meri soch ap ka faida

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MerI sOcH !

Ap kA fAiDa !

ApNe bAcHooN k bAAp bAnO,

ApNe bAApOn k BAAp nA bAnO…=P:-P;->

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Ma ne 2 faisley kiay hain

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Ma ne 2 faisley kiay hain

Pehla: aaj se kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nai karaonga

Dosra

aaj se kisi larki ko ajnabi nai samjhonga…..

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Behind every fail student there is a

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Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend

And

What About TOPPERS?

A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se

Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain. :-> …

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1 frndyar me jis larki ko chahta

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1 frnd:Yar me jis larki ko chahta hun,usne mujhse shadi nhi ki

2nd: Tumne usy bataya k mere papa karorpati hain

1:Bataya tha

2:Phir

1: Ab wo meri mama hai.

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Gahak doodh waly sy tumhari gaay kita

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Gahak: (doodh waly sy)

Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he

Doodh wala: 5 kilo

Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?

Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo.:->…

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Arre dewaano mujhe pehchano kahan se

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Arre dewaano…

Mujhe pehchano

kahan se aya?

Main hun kon?

May hun kon?

May hun

May hun

?

?

Ki gal ay number dekh k pata ni lagda?…

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Young generation ki dua oh my

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*Young generation ki dua*

Oh my “GOD”

oh my “MOLA”

give me one

“TOYOTA COROLA”

a mobile

“NOKIA YA MTROLA”

give me a girl friend of age “SOLA”

But girl should be

“HOT AND SHOLA”

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I am the most outstanding student

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I

Am

The

Most

Outstanding

Student Of

My

Class …

Because ,

I

Always

Stand

Outside

The Class … =P ;->

[President Of Out-standing Students]

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Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar

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Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar hogya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar hogya, Is baat se sari clas ka dil udas hogya, Sari class fail or PAPU PASS HOGYA;-)…

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In mein sy koi 2 no select

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In Mein Sy Koi 2 No. Select Karain

111

222

333

444

555

666

777

888

999

Or Unhen Appas Mein Multiply Kr Dain

Vehley Ee Bethy O,Tuhada Ki Janda Ae :-)

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Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi

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Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki

5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae

Baap:Ab kyu aai ho?

Bubbli:

Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla

N95 b china wala tha…

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Two question asked to pakistani gals in

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Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey

Q1: Do U believe in sleeping wid a total stranger?

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Ans-Yuck! Never

Q2: Do U believe in arranged marriages?

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Ans-Yes,Of course!

Haha :P

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Maa beta shadi us se karna

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Maa : Beta Shadi us se karna jo Naik ho. 5 waqt Namaz parhti ho. Parda bhi karti ho.

Beta : Ammi aap nay meri Shadi karwani hai ya DAM karwana hai?…

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Sir 2 student what is d

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Sir 2 Student

What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???

Student:- Sir Both R

Diconnected Wen

There Is

"No Currency"…

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A for saib b kela c

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A For Saib

B For Kela

C For Billi

D For Kutta

E For Hathi

F For Machli

G For Bakri

H For Ghora

Yeh Msg 10 Logon Ko Send Kr K Taleem Ko Mango Karen… ;-> …

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1 bache se admi ne pocha tumhare

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1 BaChE Se 1 AdMi Ne PoChA TuMhArE AbU KyA KaM KaRtE HaI

BaChA : P.w.D MaI MaI HoTe HaI

AdMi : P.w.D Ka KyA MaT|B HaI?

BaChA : P.w.D Ka MaT|B HaI

PoKrO WaLi DuKaN . . . ;->:-P…

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Post office mei 1 achi job hai

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Post office mei 1 achi job hai.

Rs 25,000 pay milegi.

Kaam sirf ye he k sara din zuban bahar nikal kar bethna hoga.

Log lifafay band karenge… ;->…

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Taaza kalaam kitne dinon se seyah

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Taaza

Kalaam

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,

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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay

“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->…

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shabash kal abc parhen gay…

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Taalban ki hukumat aa gai to friendship

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TAALBAN ki Hukumat aa gai to Friendship Msg aesay hongay….

U & I

SUBHANALLAH

Our Friendship

MAASHALLAH

I’m Good Friend

ALHUMDULILAH

YOU are G/d Friend

JAZAKALLAH

We’ll Remain

FRIENDS Forever..

INSHAALLAH..@…

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Agar haathi swim pool mai ger jayee

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AgAR hAatHi SwIm POol Mai GEr JAyeE TO KaisAY nikLAy ga….

sOCHoo !!!

SocHOO YaAr !!!!!!

NhI paTA ;(

arAy BeWaKooF geLA hOKaR nikLAy gA NA

2..(1) Nazro ka milna,

(2) Sharmana,

(3) Gabrana,

(4) Thori si Hasna,

(5) Mobile no dayna,

(6) Miss Call,

(7) Sms,

(Cool Calls,

(9) Milna,

(10) Proposal….

RESULT : DUS BAHANE KARKE LAGAYE DIL!!

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Museum me do khopri pari thi

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musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi.

1st frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai.

2nd frnd:: oR jo saAth mE choti kHOpai hai wo kis ki Hai??

1st frnd:: jAb hitler chOta tha ye tAb ki hai.

"""Dangerous G@mblr"""

0313-7364884…

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Shah rukh throw his speaking wrist watch

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Shah Rukh Throw hIs SpeaKing WrisT WaTch,

& sAid: SaALi PichLay 15 Mints sE Atk k chaL Rai hAi.

Watch RepLied: Abay sALay tU BhI To pIchLay 15 saAL Se aTk k chAL Raha hAi.

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Arz kia hai teri meri dosti

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Arz kia hai:

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Teri meri dosti ka hai kya khoob jalwa..

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Poori Sardi guzar gayi,

Tu ne magar khilaya nahi gaajar ka halwa!…

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Ladkatute hue dil se pyar karogiya tutne

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LADKA..Tute hue dil se pyar karogi…,ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi…,LADKI..Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega…,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega.,…

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Musafir beta ap mujhe thora sa

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MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge?

BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to?

MUSAFIR: Tab to Bohat hi Acha hai.

Musafir ne 5 Glass Lassi Pene K Baad Bache se Pocha

Kiya Tumhare Ghar me Koi Lassi Nahi Peta?

BACHA: Pete to sub hain, Lekin Aaj Lassi me MENDAK gir Gaya tha.

Musafir ne Piyala Zameen Par de Mara

Bacha Rote hoye Bola:

Aami! Inhone Piyala Toor Diya Ab hum KUTTAY ko Kis Bartan me Pani Pilainge……..

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Ek din rat ko shetan mere pas

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EK DIN RAT KO SHETAN MERE PAS AAYA KAHA MEN SHARIF LOGON KO PARESHAN KARTA HOON.MENE AAP KA NOMBER USAY DIYA.TO SHETAN BOLA ‘OOH?YE TO MERA BIG BOSS HAI….

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Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma

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Ek Larka Dr sy Lagta hai ma Andha ho gya hon

Dr. Ny uski ankhon ko check kia or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.

Larka. Tu phr newspaper me mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?…

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Teacher asked all students to write an

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Teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class, and her essay goes on as……. She wrote: Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!! Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they. Ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha. 3 mercedeez cars thin, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, aur uppar se ghar mein 1 saal se paint nahi hua tha!! Family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, Ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they…. All in all, bahut hi gareeb family thi…….

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Roti vs sms 2003 1 sms

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ROTI V/S SMS

2003

1 sms 7 Rs

1 roti 2 Rs

2004

1 sms 5 Rs

1 roti 2.5 Rs

2005

1 sms 2 Rs

1 roti 3 Rs

2008

1 sms 0.23 paisa

1 roti 5 Rs

2009

700 sms 7 Rs

1 roti 7 Rs

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2015

No roti

Only sms…

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Teacher draw a diagram of becteria

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Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Becteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You Haven’t Drawn Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You See Becteria Without Microscope.. ;)

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Love is when grandma unable to

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Love Is

When Grandma Is

Unable To Paint Her

Toe Nails As She Can’t Bend

And Grandpa

Paints Them

Inspite His Back Pain…..!!…

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Boy my gf broke up with me

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Boy:

My G/F broke up with me & sent me the kissing pics of her with her new B/F

Friend:

Oh! Its too bad

Boy:

Ya! I know

Thats why i sent those pics to her Dad!…

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1 saab nay apni shadi ki movie

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1 saab Nay Apni Shadi ki movie reveres chala kar daki–Wo Dekna Chata ta K adami "Azad"

Hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay……

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Teacher shoaib akhtar is male or female

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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now commentator told

?beautiful delivery

by Shoaib Akhtar??

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Khud ko kar buland itnaa ke gt

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Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke, > > > >

> ‘Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche’ > > > > > Aur khuda tumse

puche, > > > > >

‘Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise’

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Jaj mulzim say apni safai main

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Jaj Mulzim Say ! Apni Safai Main Kiya Pash Karna Cahtay Ho ? "

Mulzim !" Hazor Main Din Main DO Bar Nahata Ho "…

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70 years old man dil chaahta

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70 years old man : dil chaahta hay ke shadi kar loon.

Friend : kr lo

Old man : kisi Bewa se kr loon?

Friend : kisi kunwari se hi kar lo,Bewa apne ap ho jaegi

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Imagine u me join nasa

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Imagine U & Me Join NASA!

Just Try To Imagine. . . .

After 1 Month The Americans Will Have To Change Its Name From NASA To..

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SATYANASA!…

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Judge 2 thief tumhein chori karte waqt

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Judge 2 thief: Tumhein chori karte waqt, zara bhi apni maa behenon ka khayal nahi aya?

Thief: Aya tha! Magar kia karon, dukan mei sirf gents suits hi thay.

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1 bacha ghr se mar kha k

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1 Bacha ghr se mar kha k

gUSy ma school

ja rha tha

raste ma ksi ne pucha Beta prhny ja rahy ho?

Lrka:Nhi

miss se nikah krne ja rha hoon;-)…

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Teacher tell me the names of 10

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Teacher :Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements ?

Student

Oxygen,

Chlorine,

Florine,

Bromeen,

Noreen,

Ambreen,

Samreen,

Nasreen,

Parveen &

Yasmeen!…

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Aalo ko gajer se pyar ho gaya

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AaLo ko gAjer se pyAr ho gAyA,,

Yeh sun ke TimAter LAL ho gAyA,

hArA dhAniA podeenA nAchney LAgey,,

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Itne me sALAn TayyAr ho gAyA.. ;->…

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Shoaib akhtar says main india ja

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Shoaib akhtar says :

main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga?

Q k,,

pakistan main light jo nahi hoti?

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Believe in god pray 2 god always

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Believe in God!

Pray 2 god always n everytime?

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I SAID PRAY!

NOT press-press!

Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

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Package wale so gaye kar k baat

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Package Wale So Gaye Kar K Baat Apni Ma’shooq K Saath..!

Aur Bhataktey Rahe Sachi Mohabbat Karne Wale Sari Raat..!!…

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1 employee 2 othr ap k father

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1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?

2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.

1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

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Tere naam salu bhai ganja hua

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“Tere Naam”

Salu bHai Ganja Hua,

“GHAJINI”

Amir khAn gAnja Hua.

SocH Raha ho0n,

ApUn saALa Bhi Tind Krwa Le,

Aj Kal Anti Shabo kI Beti Line De rAhI HaI….

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Jis tarha heere ko heera kat ta hai

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Jis tarha heere ko heera kat-ta hai

Sone ko sona kat-ta hai

Lohe ko loha kat-ta hai

Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din

Tumhe kutta katega……

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Us gali sy is wajah se jana

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US GALI sy IS WAJAH SE JANA CHOR DIA “pAppu”…!!!

WO KAMEENEY NOKIA.1100 BHI CHEEN LETEY HAIN… ;->…

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Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon

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Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k sub apne gunah 1 paper per likh do.Sub ne likh liye to achanak aapki awaz aai "XTRA SHEET PLZ"

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Do u know the rules to succeed

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Do U Know The Rules To Succeed In Life. . . ??

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Nahi Pata.

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Nahi Pata Tou Scroll Q Kr Rahe Ho. Mujhe B Nahi Pata . . . ;->…

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Classic 1st dost me aisa kia

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“Classic”

1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron

k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me

Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr

Jao’n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na

Ho …

2nd Dost: Meri Shaadi Apni

Behen Se Kra De … =P =D

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Maalik nokar se is mehngai k dor

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Maalik nokar se: is mehngai k dor me parathay pe is qadar ghee??

Kya hogya hai tumhe?

Noker:

Maaf kijiye ga, ghalti se mera paratha apke pas agya he….

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One day twitter facebook and youtube

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One day

Twitter, Facebook And

Youtube

Will Combine To Make The

Most Time Consuming Website

Known To Mankind.

We’ll Call It

“YOU TWIT FACE” … =P =D

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Aham ellaan jald hee pakistan mein

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?Aham Ellaan?

Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai,

Jab Stage K Adakaar

SmsForMobiles.Com Sey Sms Pard

Kar Jhughtein Lagayein Ghey

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What is the similarity between facebook and

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What is the similarity between facebook and fridge ??

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Pata hota hay k kuch bhe nhe hay phir bhe din me 10 bar khol k dekhty hain:…

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Doctor bachay 2 hi ache vaise aap

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DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache..

Vaise aap k kitne bache hain?

LADY: Pehle to 2 hi thay lekin jab se ishtehar dekha hai to ache ki talash me 10 ho gaye hain. ;->…

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Ek din me uske sath gaya date

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Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr… =P ;->…

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Meri dosti wo daag hay jo aap

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meri dosti wo daag hay ,jo aap chupa nahi paogay.bus itni se guzarish hay apse,k SURF EXCEL se mat dhona warna dhoondte reh jaoge….

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The most hungrysad moment when youre

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The most “hungry+sad” mOment..

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When yOu’re sitting in the Examination hall, feeling hungry & then the Invigilator is served hOt “Tea with SamOsas” :D :…

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Panjabi larki ka izhaar e mbht pe

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Panjabi Larki ka Izhaar e Mbht pe Jawab..

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Boy:

Menu Tuade Nal Pyar ho geya a..

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Girl:

Hansi or Sharma k boli,

“Dafa O kuty deya buchya” =P ;-> …

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Kidi wana tel u something fatherits

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Kid:I Wana Tel U Something

Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating

(Aftr Eatng)

Father : Now Tell Me.

Kid : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food…

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