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Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma

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Ek Larka Dr sy Lagta hai ma Andha ho gya hon

Dr. Ny uski ankhon ko check kia or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.

Larka. Tu phr newspaper me mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?…

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Teacher asked all students to write an

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Teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class, and her essay goes on as……. She wrote: Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!! Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they. Ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha. 3 mercedeez cars thin, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, aur uppar se ghar mein 1 saal se paint nahi hua tha!! Family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, Ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they…. All in all, bahut hi gareeb family thi…….

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Roti vs sms 2003 1 sms

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ROTI V/S SMS

2003

1 sms 7 Rs

1 roti 2 Rs

2004

1 sms 5 Rs

1 roti 2.5 Rs

2005

1 sms 2 Rs

1 roti 3 Rs

2008

1 sms 0.23 paisa

1 roti 5 Rs

2009

700 sms 7 Rs

1 roti 7 Rs

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2015

No roti

Only sms…

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Teacher draw a diagram of becteria

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Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Becteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You Haven’t Drawn Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You See Becteria Without Microscope.. ;)

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Love is when grandma unable to

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Love Is

When Grandma Is

Unable To Paint Her

Toe Nails As She Can’t Bend

And Grandpa

Paints Them

Inspite His Back Pain…..!!…

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Boy my gf broke up with me

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Boy:

My G/F broke up with me & sent me the kissing pics of her with her new B/F

Friend:

Oh! Its too bad

Boy:

Ya! I know

Thats why i sent those pics to her Dad!…

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1 saab nay apni shadi ki movie

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1 saab Nay Apni Shadi ki movie reveres chala kar daki–Wo Dekna Chata ta K adami "Azad"

Hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay……

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Teacher shoaib akhtar is male or female

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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now commentator told

?beautiful delivery

by Shoaib Akhtar??

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Khud ko kar buland itnaa ke gt

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Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke, > > > >

> ‘Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche’ > > > > > Aur khuda tumse

puche, > > > > >

‘Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise’

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Jaj mulzim say apni safai main

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Jaj Mulzim Say ! Apni Safai Main Kiya Pash Karna Cahtay Ho ? "

Mulzim !" Hazor Main Din Main DO Bar Nahata Ho "…

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70 years old man dil chaahta

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70 years old man : dil chaahta hay ke shadi kar loon.

Friend : kr lo

Old man : kisi Bewa se kr loon?

Friend : kisi kunwari se hi kar lo,Bewa apne ap ho jaegi

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Imagine u me join nasa

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Imagine U & Me Join NASA!

Just Try To Imagine. . . .

After 1 Month The Americans Will Have To Change Its Name From NASA To..

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SATYANASA!…

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Judge 2 thief tumhein chori karte waqt

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Judge 2 thief: Tumhein chori karte waqt, zara bhi apni maa behenon ka khayal nahi aya?

Thief: Aya tha! Magar kia karon, dukan mei sirf gents suits hi thay.

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1 bacha ghr se mar kha k

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1 Bacha ghr se mar kha k

gUSy ma school

ja rha tha

raste ma ksi ne pucha Beta prhny ja rahy ho?

Lrka:Nhi

miss se nikah krne ja rha hoon;-)…

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Teacher tell me the names of 10

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Teacher :Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements ?

Student

Oxygen,

Chlorine,

Florine,

Bromeen,

Noreen,

Ambreen,

Samreen,

Nasreen,

Parveen &

Yasmeen!…

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Aalo ko gajer se pyar ho gaya

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AaLo ko gAjer se pyAr ho gAyA,,

Yeh sun ke TimAter LAL ho gAyA,

hArA dhAniA podeenA nAchney LAgey,,

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Itne me sALAn TayyAr ho gAyA.. ;->…

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Shoaib akhtar says main india ja

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Shoaib akhtar says :

main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga?

Q k,,

pakistan main light jo nahi hoti?

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Believe in god pray 2 god always

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Believe in God!

Pray 2 god always n everytime?

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I SAID PRAY!

NOT press-press!

Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

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Package wale so gaye kar k baat

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Package Wale So Gaye Kar K Baat Apni Ma’shooq K Saath..!

Aur Bhataktey Rahe Sachi Mohabbat Karne Wale Sari Raat..!!…

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1 employee 2 othr ap k father

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1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?

2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.

1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

D

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Tere naam salu bhai ganja hua

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“Tere Naam”

Salu bHai Ganja Hua,

“GHAJINI”

Amir khAn gAnja Hua.

SocH Raha ho0n,

ApUn saALa Bhi Tind Krwa Le,

Aj Kal Anti Shabo kI Beti Line De rAhI HaI….

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Jis tarha heere ko heera kat ta hai

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Jis tarha heere ko heera kat-ta hai

Sone ko sona kat-ta hai

Lohe ko loha kat-ta hai

Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din

Tumhe kutta katega……

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Us gali sy is wajah se jana

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US GALI sy IS WAJAH SE JANA CHOR DIA “pAppu”…!!!

WO KAMEENEY NOKIA.1100 BHI CHEEN LETEY HAIN… ;->…

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Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon

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Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k sub apne gunah 1 paper per likh do.Sub ne likh liye to achanak aapki awaz aai "XTRA SHEET PLZ"

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Do u know the rules to succeed

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Do U Know The Rules To Succeed In Life. . . ??

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Nahi Pata.

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Nahi Pata Tou Scroll Q Kr Rahe Ho. Mujhe B Nahi Pata . . . ;->…

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Classic 1st dost me aisa kia

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“Classic”

1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron

k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me

Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr

Jao’n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na

Ho …

2nd Dost: Meri Shaadi Apni

Behen Se Kra De … =P =D

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Maalik nokar se is mehngai k dor

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Maalik nokar se: is mehngai k dor me parathay pe is qadar ghee??

Kya hogya hai tumhe?

Noker:

Maaf kijiye ga, ghalti se mera paratha apke pas agya he….

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One day twitter facebook and youtube

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One day

Twitter, Facebook And

Youtube

Will Combine To Make The

Most Time Consuming Website

Known To Mankind.

We’ll Call It

“YOU TWIT FACE” … =P =D

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Aham ellaan jald hee pakistan mein

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?Aham Ellaan?

Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai,

Jab Stage K Adakaar

SmsForMobiles.Com Sey Sms Pard

Kar Jhughtein Lagayein Ghey

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What is the similarity between facebook and

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What is the similarity between facebook and fridge ??

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Pata hota hay k kuch bhe nhe hay phir bhe din me 10 bar khol k dekhty hain:…

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Doctor bachay 2 hi ache vaise aap

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DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache..

Vaise aap k kitne bache hain?

LADY: Pehle to 2 hi thay lekin jab se ishtehar dekha hai to ache ki talash me 10 ho gaye hain. ;->…

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Ek din me uske sath gaya date

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Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr… =P ;->…

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Meri dosti wo daag hay jo aap

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meri dosti wo daag hay ,jo aap chupa nahi paogay.bus itni se guzarish hay apse,k SURF EXCEL se mat dhona warna dhoondte reh jaoge….

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The most hungrysad moment when youre

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The most “hungry+sad” mOment..

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When yOu’re sitting in the Examination hall, feeling hungry & then the Invigilator is served hOt “Tea with SamOsas” :D :…

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Panjabi larki ka izhaar e mbht pe

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Panjabi Larki ka Izhaar e Mbht pe Jawab..

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Boy:

Menu Tuade Nal Pyar ho geya a..

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Girl:

Hansi or Sharma k boli,

“Dafa O kuty deya buchya” =P ;-> …

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Kidi wana tel u something fatherits

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Kid:I Wana Tel U Something

Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating

(Aftr Eatng)

Father : Now Tell Me.

Kid : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food…

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Ampquotaampquot ki biwi ampquotbampquot ampquotbampquot bhabhi

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"A" ki Biwi "B",

"B" ki Bhabhi "C",

"C" ki beti "V",

"V" ka dada "G"

"G" ki biwi "K",

"K" ki beti "T",

To batao ‘A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua?

Reply only in 2 Minutes…

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I love to walk in rain

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I Love To Walk In Rain,,

Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants..

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Pappu Kg.2 .. ;->…

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Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish

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Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena?

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena?

Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena?..

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Tum hoti to aisa hota tum waisa

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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati, shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

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A student goes into library amp

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A Student Goes Into A

Library &

Askz 4 A Book On Suicide!

Librarian : Get Lost Dude,

U Won’t Bring It Back!…

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Sheikh ki bv rorahi thi kisi ne

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Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL min dbo de takay DETOL zaya na ho. . . =P;->…

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Smoking efects lungs drinking liver grls

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Smoking Efects Lungs

Drinking Efects Liver

Grls Efect Heart

Bt D Most Dangerx One Is:

STUDY,

It Effects BRAIN.

Sidha Coma Me Jaoge… =P

Avoid It… ;->

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quot quot listen

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.**,, **.

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"* ,,,*"

Listen wat my Heart says

Dhak

Dhak

Dhak

Dhak

Dhak

Dhak

Is k ilawa aur kya kahy ga???;-)…

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Santa tumhari car ka tyre kaise puncture

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Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

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Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;-> …

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Let me kiss ur lips let feel

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Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,

let me feel ur tongue.

SMILE! This is ur friend ?PEPSODENT? reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday …

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Pati office jaa raha tha patni

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Pati Office Jaa Raha Tha..

Patni Pyar Se Boli- ‘See U In The Evening.’

Pati Gusse Se- ‘Dhamki Kise De Rahi Hai,

Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga.’ …

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Miss beta abu kya krte hen

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Miss : beta abu kya krte hen?

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Boy: pata nahi madam ma tu 9 baje so jata hon?????.;->

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Dharti se aasmaa tak dharti tak

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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

?Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo?

Hawa hi hawa hai.

SaaMer +92 300 2711 588…

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Bacha school se akar ammi say bola

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Bacha school se akar ammi say bola:

ammi aj main school ground main shahid afridi lag raha tha

Ammi khush hokar:

woh kese mere chand?

Bacha: kal ka homework na karne par teacher ne kaha jao beech ground main or dono hath upar kar k khare hojao.

‘(‘,’)/’

|| HAN

_/ _ AESE…

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Theif1 let us count d money dat

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Theif1: Let Us Count D Money Dat V Have Robbed!

Theif2: I Am So Tired. We?ll See It In D Newspaper Tomorow .!

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Teachr 2 student wht wil u do

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Teachr 2 Student:

Wht Wil U Do Wid A 1000Rs. Lying On d Floor?Wil U Keep It?

Student: Not @ All

Teacher: V.Gud Thn Wht Wil U Do It?

Student: I’ll Spend It.. ;->…

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Imran hashmi ne apni girl frend ko

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Imran hashmi ne apni girl frend ko pheley

(FOOTHPATH)

pe pataya

phr apna

(AASHIQ BANAYA)

magr uski

(JANNAT)

zyada time tak na rahi

un dono k beech mai

(AWARAPAN)

krta hua

1

(GANGSTER)

a gya

phr usne

(CHOCOLATE)

me

(ZEHER)

mila kr

uska

(MURDER)

karwaya.

Gangster ne us k

(AKSAR)

khwaab me a kar kaha

(TUM SA NAHI DEKHA)

to Imran hashmi ne kaha is

(KALYUG)

me

(JAWANI DIWANI)

hai

is liye is

(RAAZ)

ko raaz hi rakhna…..

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Koi to hath utha kr maang raha

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Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,
Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga,
Yun to sms krnay ko or bhi hain,
Per hum ne socha is waqt 1 tu he Bewaqof JAAG rha hoga …

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Boy15 minuts k bad wo train ane

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BOY:15 minuts k bad wo train ane wali he Jo muJhe tum se boht door le Jane wali he.

kia tum apni zuban se koi esa lfz ada nhi kr skti Jis se muJhe umeed ki koi kiran nazar aye.

GIRL:ye waal clock 30 minuts aage hai….

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Macher aur makhi ke hogai shaadi pehli

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Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi. Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti the…………. Makhi Mortein Laga ka Soti the

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Question mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya

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Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei

Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,

Shehbaz Sharif,

hain.

Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain…

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Zindagi mein kuch sapne saja lena dil

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Zindagi mein kuch sapne saja lena,

Dil mein kuch arman jaga lena,

Hum ap ki raahon se har dard chura lenge,

Jab chaho hum se

?Disprin?

mangwa lena.

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Chae wala larki dekh ker bolabholi si

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Chae wala larki dekh ker bola,bholi si surat, aankhon mai masti, dor khari sharmay, aae haae.larki boli,kali si sorat, haath mai ketli,dor khara chilaye, CHAE CHAE….

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Dont love reliance girl she is

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Don?t Love Reliance Girl

She Is A 2yrs Warrenty Girl

Don?t Love Hutch Girl

She Follows U Where Ever You Go

So Love Only Landline Girl

She Will Be At Home.

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Ek bar galib apna mu dhoney gye

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Ek bar galib apna mu dhoney gye to un ko unki mehboob ki yaad aai unhone jhat se sher keh diya "Ankhon main hai tera aks, aur hath main hai sabun lux".. ;->…

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Biggest joke 0n doctor dr

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Biggest Joke 0n Doctor. . .

Dr. to patient’s friend:

Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate tou

hum isey bacha lete. . .

Patient’s Friend:

Abay,15 min pehle tou accident

hua hy . . . =P =D …

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Professor sahib ko bara sa gift pack

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ProfEsSor sAhiB Ko bAra sA gIft pAck uThAyE GhAr kI TarAf jAtAy dEkH Kr uN K SaAthI Ne pOcha”KYA BaAt hAi?”

aj YE ItnA BarA Gift Kyun uThAyE Ja rAhAy hO?

Wo Drasal Aj Suabah b.V nE Baray pYar sE GhR Se Rukhsat Kia Tha,

mUjhy Lagta Hai K Aj Uski sALgirah hAi,

yA Hmari shAdi kI SaLgirah Hai,

ya PhR BaChAy kI SaLgirah hAi,

in teEnoo Me sE ZaRoOr Koi baAT Hai,

ProfesSor sAhib Sir Khujatay Huay BoLay.!!

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Happiest man is one whose daughters

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?Happiest Man? Is One, Whose Daughter?s

Photograph Is On Femina Cover,

Son On ?India Today?,

Girlfriend On ?Ftv?

And WIFE On

Missing Column Of News Paper

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Us ne kaha see you next time

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Us Ne Kaha See You Next Time Aur Chali Gayi Pappu . . . . . . . . .

Koi Ab Ye Bataye

K Resturant Ka Bill Uska Baap Bharega ;-> ? ? ?…

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Chor kar ja rahe ho ke jane

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Chor kar ja rahe ho

Chor ke jane ki saza paoge

Chor kar ja rahe ho

Chor ke jane ki saza paoge

Aagy road khuda hua he

U-Turn le kar wapis yahin aoge:D…

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Kai aap ko 1 aisy battry ki

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Kai Aap ko 1

aisy battry

ki zarorat

hy jo 3 mah

kam kary,2 hazar

sms kar saky

20 ghanty lagatar

call kary,

is may150 filmy lagatar dhaikny ki

taqat ho.60 din vedio bany

90 din musalsal

radio on rakhy

wo bejly sy charge

bhi

na

ho

tu

phir

.

.

.

.

Aaj

he

apny

mobile

set

ko

truck

wali

battry

laga

daijiy….

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Aankhon me sapne saja gaya koi

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Aankhon me sapne saja gaya koi..

Khushboo ki tarha mere sans meh’ka gaya koi..

Yeh

sach much

pyar hai

ya

phir se

CHOONA Laga gaya koi . …

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This poem is called taj mahal it

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This poem is called TAJ MAHAL.

It has 3 chapters.

As BACHELOR

Taqdir hai magar qismat nahi khulti

Taj Mahal banana chahta hun

Magar Mumtaz nahi MILTI

As LOVER

Taqdir hai magar qismat nahi khulti

Mumtaz mil gai hai

Magar shadi nahi KARTI

As MARRIED

Taqdeer hai magar qismat nahi khulti

Taj Mahal banana chahta hun

Magar Mumtaz nahi MARTI :-)

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Yu to dil kafi be chain ho

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YU TO DIL KAFI BE-CHAIN HO RAHA THA PAPPU,

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AAKHIR CHARGA KHANAY K BAAD PEPSI PI TO MAZA AAYA :)

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1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se

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1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se ziada mehnti hoti he.

Q k 100 me se 10 larkia naturaly khubsurat hoti hen

baqi apni mehnat se:-p…

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Kabhi hamare ghar mehman bankar aana hum

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KaBhi HamaRe

Ghar MehMan

BanKar AaNa

Hum Aap k0..

CoLdRink

ChicKen BirYaNi

KorMa

TikKa BoTi

CusTarD

GuLab JaMun

Ice cReam

Ki

TasVeeRain

DiKhayein Ge =P ;->…

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55 jiski height ho jeans tight

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5.5 jiski height ho

jeans jiski tight ho

chehra jiska bright ho

weight mein thori light ho

agr a c teri wife ho

to kya haseen meri life ha…

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Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs ka

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Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…

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1 nursery class ka bacha bola

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1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola mam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA apni side Ke LArKE se bola-dekha maine kaha tha na

line marti hai…..

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Aik admi ne apnay dost doctor se

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Aik admi ne apnay dost doctor se pocha.’tum jis mareez ko bhi dekhtay ho sub se pehlay ye hi pochtay ho ke raat ko tumne kia khaya tha ,is ke kia waja hai?’

doctor ne muskura ker jawab dia,’is say mareez ki mali hasiat kay baray ka pata chalta hai. …

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Qissy meri wehshat k jo marqoom hain

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Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom Hain Saary

Aa Daikh Tere Naam Se Mansoob Hain Saary

Bus is Liye Her Kaam Adhoora Hi Para Hai

Khaadim Bi Meri Quom K Makhdoom Hain Saary

Her Jurm Meri Zaat Se Mansoob Hua Hai

Keya Mere Siwa Shehr Me Masoom Hain Saary

Ab Kon Mere Pa’on Ki Zanjeer Ko Kholy

Haakim Meri Basti K Bi Mehkoom Hain Saary

Shayd Ye Zarf Hai K Jo Khamosh Hoon Ab Tak

Warna To Tere Aaib Bi

Maloom Hain Saare

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A class of generals was taskd to

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A class of generals was taskd to measure the height of the college flagpole. They spent half the day trying to do it by using ladders and tapes. Along came the canteen wala and the instructor askd him to measure the height of the pole. He pulled the pole out, laid it on the ground, measurd and handed over the answer. Ah ! Said the genrals ? bloody smart ass civilain, doesnt know the diff between height and the length….

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Teache pappu se batov aam ko english

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tEaChE pApPu sE bAtOv aAm kO eNgLiSh mAi kYa kEhTe hAi ?

pApPu kAfI dEr sOcHnE k bAd bOlA tEaChEr aAp kO iTnA nAhE pAtA aAm kO eNgLiSh mAi mAnGo kEhTe hAi-P;->…

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Is say barh kar bey izzati ka maqaam

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Is Say Barh Kar Bey-Izzati Ka Maqaam Kia Hoga Faraz!

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K Date Pay Chheenk Maari to

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Naak ka Chooha BACHCHI k Hooton Pay Jaa laga. :-)

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Shayer farmate hain dil oska phir

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Shayer farmate hain !

“Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne

Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne

Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,

Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P…

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Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki

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Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi

Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas

Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi

Hoti hain wo harjaie…

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