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Loading ...Govt school k Bache ksi ko ghaseet kr k le ja raha tha.
Rastay mein ek buzurg ne kaha: “bacho’n larke ko choro ye khud school aaye ga”
Bache zor se boley: “Baba ji ye shagird nhi humara ustad hy, roz school se bhaag jata hy” 
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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...PAGAL SHOHAR ghar me chillatay hoay ghusa aur cheekh kr bola: BEGUM, mera bond nikal gaya…
B.V: kitnay ka nikla?
shohar: meri jeb se.;)
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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Din Ko Kro
YA
Rat Ko Kro
Ander Kro
YA
Bahir Kro
Beth Kr Kro
YA
Late Kr Kro
Bed Pr Kro
YA
Kursi Pr Kro
1 Bar Kro
YA
2 Bar Kro
“Karna Tu SMS hi hai Na”?
Karo…
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...ECNOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENT!
Ap b ab CHAND say baat kr skte hy?!
Wow?
Users from PAKISTAN JUST dial 0321-9xxxxxxx9 users outside PAKISTAN add prefix 0092 ;->
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Read more Inspirational SMS (5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5) Loading ...Dil ka diya jala kr hawaon mei rakh dya
Suraj mei dhoop thi chaon mei rakh dya
Kisi ka dil jeetna barey fun ki baat hy
Yeh fun khuda ny us ki ada me rakh dya…
Read more Urdu Poetry SMS (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...WAZOO KR K SONAY K 4 FAIDY.
1. Us ki rooh Baitullah Sharif ka tawaf krti hai.
2.Farishty sari raat us ky liye naikian likhty rehty hain.
3.Jb krwat badlta hy is ki bakhshish k liye dua krty hain.
4.Jb subuh so kr uthta hai to jo dua mangy puri ho gi…
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,
Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?
Son: Mom Ap Ne khud hI To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huay cheeni Letay Aana….
Read more Funny Sms (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...1 Admi 11Bacho K Sath nkla jo Shor Kr Rhy Thy
1 Buzurg Lathi Se Tak Tak Krte guzra
Bap:Lathi pe Rubber Lga lo,Shor Nhi hoga
Buzrg:Ye Kam Tu Krta To Shor Na Hota…
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...sarapa iltija huN, aur chup huN
maiN kya kya dekhta huN, aur chup huN
wafa k daeiry meiN huN muqayyad,
sabhi kuch janta huN, aur chup huN
bhula beTha huN tery her sitam ko,
ghamoN ka silsila huN, aur chup huN
udoo ho, jaan-e-jaN ho ya koi aur,
her ik se aashna huN, aur chup huN
hazaroN aandhiaN, lakhoN haiN toofaN,
maiN gir gir k uTha huN, aur chup huN
bata kr raasta chalty bany ho,
saraboN meiN khaRa huN, aur chup huN
hawa jab gudguda’ay chandni ko
kisi ko sochta huN, aur chup huN…
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Grl Frnd: Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kr rhi hn
Mjhe Bhul Jao,
Boy Frnd: Na Tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka Gum
Ja Meri Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam ;-> …
Read more Funny Sms (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Teri Mohabat Ne Kese Kese Din Dikhaye Han
Hum Teri Gali Me REHRI Lga Kr Aye Hn
Is Bahane Hi Milne Chale Aao Hum Se
K
DOST Yeh AALO Kese Lagaye Han..?…
Read more Urdu Poetry SMS (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...PEPSI
COCOCOLA
MARINDA
SPRITE
7UP
PAKOLA
BUBBLE UP
FANTA
in sab k DHAKAN jama kr k paper wale ko dena sms krne ko kuch paise mil jaege.
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(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5) Loading ...Ek c Cheeta te ek c khota.Dono hi shehar wich rende c
Cheete ne mobiL lia te khoty ne v le lia
Hun cheete ne sms khoty nu kita
Te khota sms parh ria way
Hun khota cheeta bann waste kesi hor nu a msg snd kr k khush hovy ga
Pr onu ki pta k cheeta,cheeta honda a tay khoota,khoota hi hunda ay.
Hahahahaha…
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...Flope love……
Boy:
Tu Sohni tera Roop Sohna,
Pr Tu Sohni Nai kva Sakdi,
Sohni te Darya par kr k Aa jandi c,
Tu ek Period chad k nai Aa sakdi.
Girl:
Mai Sohni Mera Roop Sohna te Mai Sohni v kva sakdi,
Pr ek Tere liye Mai Class de 25 Mahiwal chad k nai Aa sakdi….
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...QATIL: Koshish Krna k Umr qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho
SARDAR WAKIL:Tum Fikr Na Kro
AFTER ADALAt
QATIL: Kia hua?
WAKIL:Bht Mshkl Se Umr qaid Hoi, Adalt Toh Riha Kr Rahi Thi…
Read more Sardar SMS (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...if U Want To Express Ur Love.THEN Go infront Of Ur Lover Close Ur feet aNd Say I Love You. . .
becoz “jO jhoot Paon Jor Kr bola Jaye Wo Pakra Nahi Jata”…
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...ANMOL MOTI
Insan ka dil torne wala skhs Allah ki tlash nhi kr skta
Hazoor (s.w.a)ki bat pr kisi aur bat ko fokiat dena ayse he jayse shirk.
Insan jitni mehnt khami chupane main krta he itni mehnt se khami dor ki ja skti he .
Aroj us waqt ko kehte hain jis k bad zwal ana shoro hota he.
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(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Rozana kuch waqt apni Maa k sath beth kr guzara karein,
Kyun
K.
Kal qayamat k roz ye waqt apki maghfirat ka zariya ban jaye ga,
INSHALLAH…..
Read more Mothers Day Sms (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...“Kaanch Ki Choorri”
Kitni saada
Kitni pyari
Kaanch ki choori jesi larki,
College k ik kamry me bethi,
Jany kya kuch soch rhi thi,
Uska hath kalai p pe hoon gira hua
Jo mjhe gunah se nijaat de, mjhe us dua ki talash he
Main ne jo kia wo bura kia, main ne khud ko khud hi tabah kia
Jo tujhe pasand ho mere Rab mjhe us ada ki talash he
Tere dar pe hi mera sar jhuke, mjhe aur kuch nae chahiye
Mujhe sab se kr de jo be’niaz, mjhe us ana ki talash ha…..
Read more Ghazal Sms (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Hatheli samny rkhna,
K sub ansoo girein us may,
Jo ruk jaega honton pr,Samjh jana k wo hon main,
Kabi jo chand ko dekho,
To tum yu muskra dena,
Jo chal jaye hawa thandi,
To ankhein bund kr lena,
Jo jhonka tez ho sub se,
Samjh jana k wo hon main,
Jo zyada yad aaon main,
To tum ro lena g bhar k,
Agar hichki koi aye,
Samjh jana k wo hon main,
Agar tum bholna chaho,
Muje shayed bhula do tum,
Magr jub sans lena samjh jana k wo hon main!!!
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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Wapda walon se dushmani achi nahi Faraz
Tere ghar bhi meter lga hai kch to khyal kr.. …
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...a Krna Aur
Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.
Jab Hum Boorhey Ho kr Chal Na Paye’n Tou Humara Sahara Ban’na
Aur
Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Krna…. !!…
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...Barbad kr gaye wo zindgi pyar k nam $e
Bewafai mili sirf wafa k nam $e
Zakhm hi zakhm diyee u$ ne dawa k nam $e
A$man b ro para meri mohabat k anjam $e
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(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Select One tYpe Of Mango
A) Langra Aam
B) Chonsa Aam
C) Dusehri Aam
D) Chota Aam
E)Kachay Aam
F)Pakay Aam
Select Kr K ek Peti Meray Ghar bhijwa Dain ;->…
Read more Funny Sms (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...PAPPU exam me 1 bachey ka copy kr rha tha Examinr ne usy kahin or bitha dea us ne jawab k end me likha jawab ka baqea hissa roll#226 k papr pr mulahiZa frmaen…
Read more Exam SMS (5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...YE PUNJAB HAI***
1 halki darhi wala larka chalti hoi bus mai charne k lye bhaga, conductor ne uski help ki or uper charha lya lekin uska hath larke ki kamar pr para or usne mehsos kra k larke k belt bhandi hoi hai larka khud khush bombar hai.wo chekta howa chalang lga kr bhag gia
KHUDKHUSH BOMBER driver b bhag gia.Awam koi khirki se koi gate se bhagi, reh gia larka akaila BUS se bahar aya log dor dor bhag gaye larka hotel ki traf gia pura hotel khali hogia. ksi ne police ko phone kra to police i mgr ye kia larka police k peche bhaga ab larka peche peche police agay agay phr bomb diposible squade aya larke ko kaha late jao larka late gia comando darte drte karib gia ankhen bnd hain jse hi lrke ki kmar pr hath lgaya pta chala wo SOANA BELT thi.. :p ;->…
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...kabi chaho gay tu chahat say bulayengy tumhain,
dard-e-dil hota hai kaya,dekhayengy tumhian,,
MUHABBAT hoti hai kaya,MUHABBAT kr k dekh lena,,,
phir mere pas ana kuch bataengy tumhain,,,
kabi na ayeen ankh main ansoo tu aisa krna,,,
ik sham meri pas ana bht rulayengy tumhian,,,
pochty ho jo zinda rehny ka sabab,,,
chalo kisi roz zindagi say milwaengy tumhian,,,
~
Sameer +92 300 2711 588
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(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...Juda reh kr b wo satane se baz nahi aate,
Dur reh kr b wo dil jalane se baz nahi ate,
Hum to bhulna chate hen unko,
Magr wo khwabo me aane se b baz nahi ate.
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(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5) Loading ...Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai,
Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya?
Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun kya,?…
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...S?n?? ?shq d?i
w?ch b?? h??l
n? k?r,
S??d? z??t d?
z?r? khy??l
t?i k?r,?k m?ss?g? k?r
d?? s?jn? w??,
B??sh?k s?n??
t? c?ll n? k?r….
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Kabhi is nagar tujhe daikhna
Kabhi us nagar tujhe dhoondna
Kabi Raat bhar tujhe sochna
Kabi Raat bhar tujhe dhondna
Mera khwab tha k khyal tha
Wo urooj tha k zwaal tha
Teri yaad aye to ro dia
Jo to mil gia tuje kho dia
Mery silsily b ajeeb hy
Tuje chor kr tuje dhondna
Kabi Is Nagr
Kabi Us Nagr
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Read more Ghazal Sms (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Perho dostou
Sirf Perho
Or perhtay he raho
kiu k ye he time hai parhnay ka
Dil
Gurday
Dimagh
Sub laga kr perho
SMS
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(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Bhool Jao Tamam Baato’n Ko
In Khyalo’n Ko Mehav Kar Dalo
Ponch Lo Ashk Apne Daaman Se
Bikhre Bikhre Hyn Baal Suljha Lo
Jao Ab Subha Hone Wali Hy…
Ab Na Aansu Bahao Jane Do
Aao Rukhsat Hon Muskurate Huey
Daagh Reh Jaye Ga Mere Dil Par
Rotay Dekha Jo Tum Ko Jate Huey
Jao Ab Subha Hone Wali Hy. . .
Khoon-e-Hasrat Chalak Rha Hy Aaj
Husn-e-Giryan K Aabgeene Se
Choom Kr Mere Sard Honton Ko
Khainch Lo Rooh Mere Seenay Se
Jao Ab Subha Hone Wali Hy. .
Sar Uthao Zara Idhar Dekho
Ek Nazar Aakhri Nazar Dekho
Shama-e-Umeed Tum Bhi Gull Kerdo
Aarzu Maine Phoonk Dali Hy
Jao Ab Subha Hone Wali Hy…/
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...1 plane ka engine khrab hogia.sub ne parachute le kr jump laga dia
Akhir me 1 Hindu rh gia us k liye parachute nhi bacha.Mjborun use aise hi jump lagana parha
Grte howe wo 1 srdar g k pas se gzra.Srdar ne hindu ko itni speed me jate dekh kr apna
Parachute chor
dia or bola
”Sady Nal race’aan!!!”…
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...As A MusLim..
Kya Hmain
Zaib deta
Hai?
K hUm
“Valentine’s Day”
Celebrate kRain?
Kuch frNdz
Drinking,
& kUch
Bar-B-Q
&
Long Drive
&
Hotelling
Krain gE…
Ye sAb iNtiHai Galt hAi..
Ap sAb sE ReqUeSt hAi k Ye aMount fAzo0L Kamoo Me zAya kRnay sE Behtar Hai,
Mujhay MonEy Order kR Dain,
TaKay mE “PC” Me Ek raAt gUzAr kR Uska sAra sAwaB Ap Log0n k aCcount kI Nazr kR Sako0n.
Thanx.
AlBakistan
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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...10 ropay bheEk tujh ko de kr k:_-:
Ye bta mainay kya khta kr di,
Or bhi sainkrON Kanwaray thay,
Meri shADi ki hi duA kR D?
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(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...Hum to GOLD LEAF men tambako check kr rhy thy FARAZ..
unhon ny abba ko keh dia “Tumhar beta charsi hy…”…
Read more Funny Sms (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Shoaib akhtar says :
main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga?
Q k,,
pakistan main light jo nahi hoti?
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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Pakistani Bachon ki 2009 ki STORIES…
>1 pyasa kawa ur rha tha,achanak neche ose pani or kch kankar nzr aye,jese hi wo pani me kankar dalne k lye neche utra khudkush damakha ma mara gya
>1 kutte ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya,wo pani me apna aks dkh hi raha tha k na maloom afrad na firing kr k halak kr dia
>kachwa or khargosh ne race shoro kya,khargosh k sotay hi kachway na uska purse chura lia
>Alladin ne chiragh ragra to woh zor dar dhmakay sa phat gya!…
Read more Pakistan SMS (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Khan 2 Frnd:
Ye table pe admi ha,mujhe buhat bura lagta ha
Frnd: us pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: wo jiska moochein hein!
Frnd: moochein to sbki hen!
Khan: wo jiska safaid kapray hein!
Frnd:wo to sb k sufaid hain
Pathan ne pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
?ye jo reh gya ha
isko main nai choraygi?
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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Kisika ho kr jo mera ho mjy acha nhi lgta
Mohbat me shirakt ho mjy acha nhi lgta
Tu iqrar kr ya inkar kr koi fesla to kr
Qataron me khara hona mjy acha nhi lgta…
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Jo shakhs ek martaba bi (fazol) mazak krta he, wo apni aqal ka ek hisa khatam kr dita he.
2>bat kehny waly ko na diko balkeh bat ko diko
(HAZRAT ALI a.s)…
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...1 Gadha ro ro kr girgira k iltija kr rha tha
Ya KHUDA mjhy perhny ki tofeq de
Wo lmhy qboliat k thay uski dua kbol hui
Ab
MashaALLAH
Wo ye msg parh chuka hy :p…
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...HADIS-e- KUDSI
?SHIRK? K MAMLA MAIN, MAIN SBH SAY ZIADA BAY NIAZ HON AGR KSI NAY NAIKI KRTAY WAKT MERAY 7 KiSI AUR KO B ?SHARIK? KR DIA TO MAIN USAY AUR US K ?SHIRK? KO CHOR DAITA HON, YEHNI MUJHAY US KI KOI ZROORAT NHI HA (MUSLIM, IBNAY MAJAH)…
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Sirf Main Hi Thaam Sako’n Haath Us Ka
Mujh Par Itni Inayat Si Kr Dy
Wo Reh Na Paye Ek Pal Bhi Mere Bina
Ae Khuda Tu Us Ko Meri Aadat Si Kar Dy …
Read more Romantic Sms (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Main kitna he taqatwar aur sarkash kyun na hoon.
Lakin har sham zindagi ka ik din kam ho jata hay aur main roak b nahe sakta.
Lakin WO ALLAH mujhe nai subah day kr phir mohlat day datay hain, shayd MARA banda toba kr lay aur MAIN isay baksh doon…
Subhan ALLAH…!…
Read more Islam SMS (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Nikalta.
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Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Niklta
.
Log Roza Na Torh Den Eid ka Chand Samj kr. . ….
Read more Ramzan Sms (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Ek Sahab tez chaLTay ja rahaY tHA?,
Ek Larki Ko d?kh kR ruK gAy? oR b?Lay?MAINay Apko Pehlay kahin dekha hai?
GirL aNswer:yes! I?m nurse ?N Mental hospital;-)…
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ... (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...Is sms mei chand dhund kr dikhaeye
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.
.
Aahaan
sms karne wale ki
tasveer thori ati ha….
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...A For Saib
B For Kela
C For Billi
D For Kutta
E For Hathi
F For Machli
G For Bakri
H For Ghora
Yeh Msg 10 Logon Ko Send Kr K Taleem Ko Mango Karen… ;-> …
Read more Funny Sms (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...—Mere intikhab ka mayaar kuch bhi ho laykin
Jisay chahonga usy bemisaal kr donga—…
Read more Romantic Sms (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Ek zamindar kaafi arsa baad shaher s apne GAO’N puhuncha,
raste main Nukar mil gaya, Us ne Nukr s ghar k halat poche to bare gamgeen lahje main bola SAHB JI sb kheriat hai bs ap ka Kuta mar gaya,
sahb. Kia! Moti mar gaya kaise.?
Nukr. Wo ap k mare hoe Ghoray ka zahrila ghosht kha kr kese zinda rhta,
sahb. Kia! Ghora b mar gaya, tujhe charay k paise to de kr gaya tha,
Nukr. Ji wo to ap ki walida k kafn dafn main lg gae,
Sahb. Haae! Maa b mar gae?
Nukr. Ji ha wo apne 2 mahine k Potay ka gham nhe bardasht kr saki,
Sahb. Haae Allah maira bacha b mar gaya,
Nukr. Ji ha Maa k bgair bacha kese zinda rhta,
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Read more Funny Sms (5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...Kaash Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha To Hota
Mujh Se K! Main Tumari Hon…
Jan|X
Qasam Sy Sari Bachiyon K Number Delete
Kr Deta Uski Itni Si Bat Par… ;->
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(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...Phool Khil Kr Udaas Hy
Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy
Ek Bar AAP Muskura Do
Q K
HUM Ko Dunya Ki
Sab Se
“KHOFNAAK”
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talash Hy =P ;->…
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Zindagi me Kamiyaab honay k Do Asool :
1. Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao…
2. ….
(dosra mujey b nahi pata.mujey b itna hi aya tha. Utna forward kr dia)…
Read more Funny Sms (5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...EID pr qurbani k leye janwar dekh kr lene
kyo k
China ka Maal aya hoa ha
(__) MADE IN
[','/_:"";____
C H I N A )
]/"]/""]/"]/! .,,…
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..
Jb Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo Kac’che The To Baloach Bola
“PAKO REY” ..=D …
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Najomi ny ek admi ka hath dekhny k bad khatar kr gala saf krty howey kha.
maira elaam khata ha k untalees 39 saal ki umer aapka intakal ho jaye ga or 38 saal ki umer apki shadi hogi or aapky soola 16 bachy hon gy.
kaisi bat kr rahy ho admi gusey sy bola 38 Saal ki umer me shadi hogi or 39 saal ki umer me mar jaon ga or bachy 16?
Najomi masomiat sy apki shaadi jis Baywa sy hogi wo 15 bachon ki Maa hogi.
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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Ek bacha apni mummy se bola k..
mummy aap ko pata hai noker BASHEER hamari masi NOORA ko hamare papa ke bedroom me nanga kr ke uski tangon k beech wale hole me apna tangon ka beech wala DANDA ghusa raha Tha..
mummy chilla kr boli:
use sharam nahi aati, bache k samne aisi harkat krte hue, me abhi uski khabar leTi hoon..
achanak bacha Taalia bajaTe hue bola:
"Mummy April Fool, April Fool wo BASHEER Thori Tha, wo Tou PAPA The… ;->…
Read more April Fools Day Sms (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...(".)
(> )
L L ‘ ,
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:
Too muje msg nahi karta
ye Lay
Tere mobil ki Screen pe susu kr diya
Jo kar sakta ha
karle
"? DO?" kisi se nahi darta…
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...^^ Chorr Gaye Ho ^^
Khushiyon Ki Baarat adhoori Chorr Gaye Ho
Saajan Dil Ki Baat adhoori Chorr Gaye Ho
Tum to Khud They Pyaas bujhane wale Baadal,
Tum Kiyon Kr Barsaat adhoori Chorr Gaye Ho
Aadhay Aadhay Kr K Meri Needein, Khwab,
Meri Ek Ek Raat adhoori Chorr Gaye Ho
Logon Ki Takmeel ka baa.es ban.ny Wale,
Kiyon Kr Meri Zaat adhoori Chorr Gaye Ho
Sadiyon Ki Sangat K Baare Bol rahay they,
Aur achanak Baat adhoori Chorr Gaye Ho…!!!
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(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Judge: chor se tume 4 admiyon ne chori karte hoe dheka hai phir b tum kyon inkar kr rahe ho.
Chor: main aap ko aese 400 aadmi dheka deta hun jinhon ne muje chori karte nhe dheka . . . . …
Read more Funny Sms (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Jab Allah ne Maa ko banana chaha to frishton ko hukam dia k
CHAND ke thandak
shabnam k ansu
Bulbul k naghmy
CHAKOR ki tarap
Gulab k rung
Phol ki mehak,
Koeal ki koke,
Samundr ki gehrai,
Dariaon ki ravani,
Subah ka noor,
Aftab ki tamazat ko jama kia jaey,
Ta k Maa ki takhleaq ki jaey.
Jab Maa ko Allah ne bna lia to frishton ne pocha,
Ay malik tmam jhan ki itni chizain daal kr Maa k ander kia paida kia tu ne,
To Allah ne farmaya,
“MUHABBAT”…
Read more Mothers Day Sms (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Islam nikkah se pehly ishq ki isley muzammat krta hai k insan apni sari mohabaten us k ley bacha kr rkhy jo is ka asal haqdaar hai, shadi se pehly ki mohabat goya is trha hai jesy iftari se pehly koi iftar krly, iftar ka mza bhi nhi rha, gunaah ka mustahiq bhi hua, kufary ka kharcha bhi or saza ka dharka bhi raha….
Read more Islam SMS (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen BIKE kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya?
BETA:Men Bike Sikhta Rha
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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...last wordz?
Ghulab Ka Phool Bano!
kyun K Ye Phool
Us K Hath Me b Khusboo Chor Daita Hai
Jo Isey Masal Kr Phaink Daita Hai.
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HAZRAT ALI (R.A)…
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Read more Pakistan SMS (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...Samosa said to aaloo:
jb me fry hta hun to tmhen cover kr ke garam oil se bacha leta hun. Bcoz i luv u.
Aaloo said:
jb log tmhen fry hne ke foran bad khatay han to me bhi unki zban aur munh jala deta hun. I luv u2
Moral of the story
in dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen. Samosa thora thanda kr ke khayen:D…
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha:
"Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms Send Kr Do, Humara Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy…" ;->…
Read more Pathan SMS (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Kbhi Jab Yaad Ajao’n Tou
Ek Muskan Ka Sadqa
Humary Nam Kr Dena
Bs Ek Khamosh Sa Jazba
Dua Ki Maang Main Bhar Kr
Humai’n Arsal Kr Dena
Humai’n Tum Yaad Kr Lena…
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher pathan Sy: Qatil kisy kehty hen?
Pathan: Pta nahi.!
Teacher: Agr tum apny bap ka Qtl kr do to tum kia kehlao gy…?
Pathan :
"Yateem"……
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5) Loading ...1 DAFA kuch log picnic pe ja rahe thay k raste main unki van kharab ho gai.
Driver ne kaha k kuch log utar k van ko dhakka lagae…
Ye sunn kr 5pathan foran neechay otaray aur VAN ko kafi der dhakka dene ki koshish karte rahe par VAN 1 inch b agay na badhi.
Aakhir kar, Driver pareshan ho k VAN se neechay otara to dekha k 2 pathan, van k agay ki taraf se dhakka laga rahe thay aur 3 pathan peechay ki taraf se… hahaha ;D ;-…
Read more Pathan SMS (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...10 Days Remaining … !!
Aap Zara Soche’n k Us k Baad Kia Hoga?
Masajid Ho Jaye’n Gi Veeran
Almaario’n Mein Band Ho Jaye’n Ge Qura’an
Azaad Ho Jaye Ga Shaitan
Phir Gunaho’n Mein Doob Jaye Ga Har Insaan
Dilo’n k Zang Duur Kr De YA REHMAN
Hum Reh Gaye Hyn Sirf RAMAZAN k MUSALMAN….!!!…
Read more Ramzan Sms (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Yeh keh kr abba ne ghar se nikal diya “Faraz”…
Tu charsi hai basera kr sutton ki dukano par……
Read more Urdu Poetry SMS (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Kamal ka shaks tha jisne merey zindgi tabha kr di GHALIB……….
raaz ki baat to ye ha k dil os se khafa ab b nahi…..
Read more Heart Sms (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Ab wo chhuri (knife) le kr mere peche lag gai hai
FARAZ.
jb se main ne kaha hai
“DIL CHEER K DEKH TERA HI NAAM HO GA”…
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar @ dining table said 2 his son:Beta gosht khaya karo is se lulli bari hoti hai,
Wife jal kr boli:Sardar Je kabhi khud bhi kha lia karo….
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia.
Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ?
Wo Bola:
Yra Me Jissy B Puchta K Fon Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hy,Khta.
Tmhare Bhabhi Se.. ;-> …
Read more Funny Sms (5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...woh kisi or ka hoga to Qayamat ho gi,
Phir kisi ko bhi kisi sa na mohobbet ho gi,
usy dekhay koi aacha nahi lagta mujh ko,
Us se barh kr bhikoi or muhabbat ho gi,
Raat kal chaaand ko dekha to ye ehsaas hua,
Woh akela hy usy meri zarurat ho gi,
Ay “”khuda”" us ko kisi Or ka honey na dena!!!!!
Zindagi bhar mujhy phir khud say shikayat ho gi…..
Woh Kisi Aur Ki Hogi To Inayat Hogi
Yu Muhabbat Ko Sakhawat Se Ukhuwat Hogi
Usay Dekh Kar He Kuch Acha Nahin Lagta Mujh Ko
Kuch Dair Aur Yu Dikhi To Qayamat Hogi
Raat Kal Chand Ko Dekha To Ye Ehsaas Hua
Safed Anday Mein Zardi Ki Milawat Hogi
Aay “”KHUDA”" Woh Kisi Aur Ki Ho Na Paye
Warna Maut Her Mard Ki Wasiyat Hogi…
Read more Ghazal Sms (5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5) Loading ...J 13 khayal 20 na aawey
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80 udas ho jandey han
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100 20 nhi sakdy
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chalo a 10 devo
tusi 20 sahnoun ina he yad kardey o?
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ya roz 32 band kr k 100 jande o?…
Read more Punjabi Sms (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...SHOHAR KI GHAZAL
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha ha
Bartano ajj mere sir pe baraste Q ho
Main ne dho dha kr tumhain kitna saja rakha ha
Roz leti ha talashi wo police ki manind
Puchti ha kahan paison ko chupa rakha ha
Wahi dunya me muqaddar ka sikandar tehra
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha ha
Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k shohar
Maar khane me bhi qudrat ne maza rakha ha…
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Tufan tinkey ko urra kr chala gya.Guzra waqt bohat kuch sikha kr chala gya.Aise b hote hai zamaney mein log socha na tha!
Jis ko chup kraya wohi rula k chla gya…
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...S@nT@ B@Nt@ TAlKNg:
S@Nt@: oY to kaM Ni kaRta tUje pOLice pakEr kR Le jAe gI?
B@NT@ :vo kU?
S@nt@:aik adMi kam nI Krta tHA Ose p0LIcE pakr k Le gYi.
B@nT@: KiS JUrM Me?
S@Nt@:KyUnkE Vo kaM ChoR Tha. . . . .=P;->…
Read more Santa Banta Sms (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Hadees-e-Paak ka Mafhoom hai :
Jo Shakhs apnay Ghar main
Khair-o-Barkat ka Talabgaar ho,
Usay chahiay k ‘Ba Wazu’ ho kr Khana khaye
(Ibn-e-Maja).!!
Jumma Mubarik….
Read more Islam SMS (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Udaas Ankhein
uddas ankhen
mujh ko achi lagti hen
han aise ankhen
jin ko dekh kr
yun lage
k jaise bohat kuch
chupa rakha ho
in ankhon ne apne ander
jin ko dekh kr yun lage
k jaise
wo kuch kehna chahati hon
jin ko dekh kr yun lage
K jaise
in men kitne raz chupen hon
jin ko dekh kar yun lage
k jaise
wo kisi ki talash men hon
jin ko dekh kar yun lage
K jaise
wo kuch thak si gain hon
jin ko dekh yun lage
jaise wo kisi soch men doobi hon…
Read more Ghazal Sms (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Ek aadmi ne add dekha, “PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO”
Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarny walay do Larkon se is add k baary mein poocha, unhon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye add hum ne diya tha!!
“CHAL YE PURANI BIKE DE AUR JA KR NEW BIKE Ley…
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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Aik s@rd@r XamZ MAI BiLLI lE Kr ja rAha thA?
Kis nE PocHa xmAz mE BILI KU le kR JA rahE?
S@rd@r:yAr tenO Ni Pta mRe “cAt” dE PaPeR He;->…
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...S?n?? ?shq d?i
w?ch b?? h??l
n? k?r,
S??d? z??t d?
z?r? khy??l
t?i k?r,?k m?ss?g? k?r
d?? s?jn? w??,
B??sh?k s?n??
t? c?ll n? k?r.
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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Kanjusi Da Matlab Kya?
Na Msg Kr,Na Call Mila.
Parh Parh Msg Hasda Ja,
Saadi Kr Na Koi Parwa.
Mera Balance Roz Muka,
Apne Set Nu Tala Laa….
Read more Send Me SMS (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Ashfaq Ahmed ZAVIA mein likhtay hain:
” Mere pas 1 bili thi.. Us ko jb bhuk lagti thi aa kr mere paun chat’ti thi. Aur mein usy khana dai deta tha.
Eik din mene socha k ye bili mujh sy behtar hai. Is ko pakka yakeen hai k apny malik k pas sy is ki talab puri ho gi, aur insan ko yakeen nahi.
Insan har fikar apny zimay lai laita hai. Un kamon ki bhi jo us k ikhtiyar mai nahi ”
Apni har talab ALLAH sy maango aur qabooliyat ka mukamal yaqeen rakho……
Read more Islam SMS (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Naqsh yaadon k mitati hy tou ro prti hy
Wo mery khat jo jalati hy tou ro prti hy
Khoon dkhta hy mere marte huey sapno ka
Khwab ankhon me basati hy tou ro prti hy
Log puuche’n jo kbi gehri udasi ka sabab
Baat logon se chupati hy tou ro prti hy
Yaad krti hy mjhy toot kr us lmhy
Sham chehra jo dkhati hy tou ro prti hy
Wo bary zabt bary hosly wali larki
Gham ko tehreer bnati hy tou ro prti hy ……
Read more Ghazal Sms (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY “…
Read more Santa Banta Sms (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...Rishte Nibhana Humen Bhi Sikha do Zra,
Dil K Kone men Humen Bhi
Jaga do Zara,
Hum Apko Yaad hen ya nhi ae Dost,
Ek sMs kr K Ye Bata do Zara?
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Read more Send Me SMS (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Zndagi me agr kch banna ho
kch hasil krna ho tu hmesha apne dimag ki suno
agr dimag se b koi jawab na aye to
ankhen band kr k
socho
kya mere pas dimag hy ;->…
Read more Insult Sms (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...Zara tham tham k barsa kr
abhi itna na rotha kar
Abhi to door hai manzil
Abhi khud ko na tanha kr
Teri ankhen smandar hein
Samandar ko na sehra kr
Mera dil doob jata hai
Mujhe aisay na dekha kr
Hawa mujh se kahe pagal
Na yun raston men betha kr
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Read more Ghazal Sms (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...“Classic”
1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron
k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me
Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr
Jao’n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na
Ho …
2nd Dost: Meri Shaadi Apni
Behen Se Kra De … =P =D
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...Pyarey Bhaiyya!!
27 October ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..
Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.
Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF……… ;->…
Read more Funny Sms (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Kya mila us bewafa ko hm sy naata torr kar
” FaizaN ”
Aaj khod b tanha phir raha hai hm ko tanha chor kr….
Read more Bewafa Sms (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Larki K Nakhry
1 Call
Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun
2 Call
Sirf Msg KrnGi Bat Nai
3 Call
Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti H
4 Call
1 Br Hi MiloGi
5 Call
Sirf KISS Kr Skty Ho :p…