Koi na melay to kismat se ghila

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Koi na melay to kismat se ghila nhi krty,

akSr log mel kr bi mela nhi krty,

har shaakh par bahaar aati hy Zaror,

par har shaakh pr phool khila nhi krty,…

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Ye mat sochna k hm ghafilho gy

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…..Ye mat sochna k hm “GHAFIL”ho gy tri yad sy….,

Dost .

“”

…,.Bus tmhain masroof smjh kr ziyada tang nahi krty……

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1 pathan apni jaeb me pathar daley

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1 PATHAN apni jaeb me PATHAR daley ghom raha tha

ksi ne pocha: esa q kr rhe ho?

PATHAN SaHAB BOLEY: is dunya me osi ki qadar hoti hy,jiski JEAB bhari hoti hy….

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In mein sy koi 2 no select

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In Mein Sy Koi 2 No. Select Karain

111

222

333

444

555

666

777

888

999

Or Unhen Appas Mein Multiply Kr Dain

Vehley Ee Bethy O,Tuhada Ki Janda Ae :-)

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Anmol moti insan ka dil torne wala

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ANMOL MOTI

Insan ka dil torne wala skhs Allah ki tlash nhi kr skta

Hazoor (s.w.a)ki bat pr kisi aur bat ko fokiat dena ayse he jayse shirk.

Insan jitni mehnt khami chupane main krta he itni mehnt se khami dor ki ja skti he .

Aroj us waqt ko kehte hain jis k bad zwal ana shoro hota he.

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A for saib b kela c

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A For Saib

B For Kela

C For Billi

D For Kutta

E For Hathi

F For Machli

G For Bakri

H For Ghora

Yeh Msg 10 Logon Ko Send Kr K Taleem Ko Mango Karen… ;-> …

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Aik srdr xamz mai billi le kr

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Aik s@rd@r XamZ MAI BiLLI lE Kr ja rAha thA?

Kis nE PocHa xmAz mE BILI KU le kR JA rahE?

S@rd@r:yAr tenO Ni Pta mRe “cAt” dE PaPeR He;->…

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Zndagi me agr kch banna ho hasil

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Zndagi me agr kch banna ho

kch hasil krna ho tu hmesha apne dimag ki suno

agr dimag se b koi jawab na aye to

ankhen band kr k

socho

kya mere pas dimag hy ;->…

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70 years old man dil chaahta

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70 years old man : dil chaahta hay ke shadi kar loon.

Friend : kr lo

Old man : kisi Bewa se kr loon?

Friend : kisi kunwari se hi kar lo,Bewa apne ap ho jaegi

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Shoaib akhtar says main india ja

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Shoaib akhtar says :

main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga?

Q k,,

pakistan main light jo nahi hoti?

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Suno phir soch dikh kar karo

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Suno

phir soch

phir dikh kar karo

magr acha wala hona chaiye ok

kya howa

smj me nai aaya

yaar me acha wala sms ki bat kr rya ho sms me.

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Aik din aik aalim bazar me betha

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Aik Din aik Aalim bazar me betha tha,,,

Badshah ne pocha:

“Bhai kya kr rahy ho?”

Aalim ne kaha:

“Bando ki Allah se sulha krwa raha hon. Allah to man raha hay magar bandy nai maan rahy…”

Kuch Dino bad Aalim kabrastan me betha tha. Badsha ne kaha:

“Bhai kya kr rhay ho?”

Aalim ny kaha:

“AllAH ki Bandon se sulha krwa raha hon…

Magar Aj bande tu man rahe hain ALLAH nai man raha”

silent mesage 4 all…….

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Do u know the rules to succeed

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Do U Know The Rules To Succeed In Life. . . ??

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Nahi Pata.

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.

.

Ok

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Nahi Pata Tou Scroll Q Kr Rahe Ho. Mujhe B Nahi Pata . . . ;->…

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Classic 1st dost me aisa kia

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“Classic”

1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron

k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me

Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr

Jao’n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na

Ho …

2nd Dost: Meri Shaadi Apni

Behen Se Kra De … =P =D

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Din ko kro ya rat ander

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Din Ko Kro

YA

Rat Ko Kro

Ander Kro

YA

Bahir Kro

Beth Kr Kro

YA

Late Kr Kro

Bed Pr Kro

YA

Kursi Pr Kro

1 Bar Kro

YA

2 Bar Kro

“Karna Tu SMS hi hai Na”?

Karo…

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Frndship dish 1 kilo dosti ko

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FRNDSHIP DISH

1 Kilo dosti ko

gram smile k

sath is

trah milain

k yaden

lal ho jain

phir

1 adad sm$

dal kr rang

den

0r hsbe zaiqa mis cal den

dosti tayar…

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Aik pathan dusre se o yara mere

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Aik pathan dusre se: o yara mere pait main gas ha:

Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar k petrol nhi ha warna amrica ne qabza kr lena tha.

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Juda hone k mosam mai hona b

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Juda Hone K Mosam Mai Juda Hona B Parta Hay,

Jise Mushkil Se Paya Ho Usey Khona B Prta Hai.

Khudi Pe Maan Itna Hai Kbi Murr Kr Nhi Dekha,

Jisey Keh Dun K Mera Hay Usey Hona B Prta Hay.

Mujay Neend Nhi Aati Teri Yaad Aane K Baad,

Mgr Ek Khuwab K lalach Mai Phir Sona B Prta Hai.

Hmesha Hansta Rehta Hun Chupa K Gham Mohbt K,

Mgr Jb Tmhara Naam Aae To mojhe Rona B Prta Hay…!…

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Aadmi pahaad mountain ki choti par se

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“AADMI PAHAAD (MOUNTAIN) KI CHOTI PAR SE GIR KAR SAMBHAL SAKTA HAY PAR…

LOGO KI NAZRO SE GIR KR KABHI NHI SAMBHAL SAKTA…”

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Koi to hath utha kr maang raha

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Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,
Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga,
Yun to sms krnay ko or bhi hain,
Per hum ne socha is waqt 1 tu he Bewaqof JAAG rha hoga …

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Boy15 minuts k bad wo train ane

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BOY:15 minuts k bad wo train ane wali he Jo muJhe tum se boht door le Jane wali he.

kia tum apni zuban se koi esa lfz ada nhi kr skti Jis se muJhe umeed ki koi kiran nazar aye.

GIRL:ye waal clock 30 minuts aage hai….

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Professor sahib ko bara sa gift pack

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ProfEsSor sAhiB Ko bAra sA gIft pAck uThAyE GhAr kI TarAf jAtAy dEkH Kr uN K SaAthI Ne pOcha”KYA BaAt hAi?”

aj YE ItnA BarA Gift Kyun uThAyE Ja rAhAy hO?

Wo Drasal Aj Suabah b.V nE Baray pYar sE GhR Se Rukhsat Kia Tha,

mUjhy Lagta Hai K Aj Uski sALgirah hAi,

yA Hmari shAdi kI SaLgirah Hai,

ya PhR BaChAy kI SaLgirah hAi,

in teEnoo Me sE ZaRoOr Koi baAT Hai,

ProfesSor sAhib Sir Khujatay Huay BoLay.!!

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Us ki ankhon me koi dukh basa

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Us ki ankhon me koi dukh basa hy shayad,

Ya mjhy khud hi veham sa hua hy shayad

Meny pocha k bhol gae ho tm b?

Ponch kr ankhain mjhy us ne kaha

SHAYAD………

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Pathandr sahab meray betay ne chabi nigal

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Pathan:dr sahab meray betay ne chabi nigal li hai.

Dr:Kab?

Khan:3 months pehlay

Dr:Tm abi tak kia kr rhy thy?

Pthan:Hum duplicate chabi use kr rhay thay..:-)…

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Dunya ko apni sawari jano agar tum

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Dunya Ko Apni Sawari Jano..!

Agar Tum Is Per Sawar Rahe Tou Ye..

Tumhe’n Manzil Tak Le Jaye Gi

Aur Agar Tum Ne Isey Khud Par Sawar Kr Lia

Tou Tumhary Liye Zilat-o-Halakat Hy…

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Phool khil kr udaas hy samandar

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Phool Khil Kr Udaas Hy

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy

Ek Bar AAP Muskura Do

Q K

HUM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se

“KHOFNAAK”

MUSKURAHAT

Ki Talash Hy =P ;->…

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Plz yaroo boht ho gya apni

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Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya

Apni Apni Girlfrnd Ko Smjhalo

Mje Phon Kr K Kehti Hy K Aj Se 16 Din Bad Hmare Sath Date Pr Chlo

Happy VALENTINES Day

14 Feb 2009 ;->

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If u want to express ur lovethen

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if U Want To Express Ur Love.THEN Go infront Of Ur Lover Close Ur feet aNd Say I Love You. . .

becoz “jO jhoot Paon Jor Kr bola Jaye Wo Pakra Nahi Jata”…

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S dl k kh m k km

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?s d?l k? k?h? m??? ?k k?m k?r d?, ?k by???m s? m?h?b?t m?r?y ???m k?r d?, M?r?? z?t p?r f?kt ?t?? ?hs??? k?r d?, K?s?? subh? k? m?l? ?r sh?m k?r d?.’ @ZINDAGI@ …

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Kabhi shikaston ka dukh uthaye tou us

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Kabhi Shikasto’n Ka Dukh Uthaye Tou Us Se Poocho’n

Wo Meri Manind Toot Jaye Tou Us Se Poocho’n

Koi Sitara Usey B Manzil Se Duur Kr De

Usey B Rasta Nazar Na Aye Tou Us Se Poocho’n

Safar Me Wo B Kisi Karay Imtihan Se Guzre

Usey B Yun Koi Aazmaye Tou Us Se Poocho’n

Usey Mohabbat Me Konsa Dukh Dia Hy Maine?

Kabhi Nazar Se Nazar Milaye Tou Us Se Poocho’n

Meri Terha Din Charhe Tk Wo B Soye

Usey B Shab Bhar Na Neend Aaye Tou Us Se Poocho’n…/…

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Nice sms aasmaan par urty howy

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Nice sms

Aasmaan par urty howy prindy sy main ny pocha,

kya tumhy Zameen pr girny ka darr nahi..??

us ny muskura kr jawab diya,

main Insaan nahi jo zara si bulandi pr akarr jaon…

main chahy kitni bulandi pr chala jaon…

nazrain meri zameen pr hi hoti hain.

!!_gOOd mOrNiNg_!!…

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Teri mohabat ne kese din dikhaye han

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Teri Mohabat Ne Kese Kese Din Dikhaye Han

Hum Teri Gali Me REHRI Lga Kr Aye Hn

Is Bahane Hi Milne Chale Aao Hum Se

K

DOST Yeh AALO Kese Lagaye Han..?…

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Sardion ki sham thi mene us k

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Sardion Ki Sham Thi Mene Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha to wo Garam tha

maine Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai

Usne Hans Kr Kaha.

” bukhar hai mujhe”….

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Bhool jao tamam baaton ko in khyalon

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Bhool Jao Tamam Baato’n Ko

In Khyalo’n Ko Mehav Kar Dalo

Ponch Lo Ashk Apne Daaman Se

Bikhre Bikhre Hyn Baal Suljha Lo

Jao Ab Subha Hone Wali Hy…

Ab Na Aansu Bahao Jane Do

Aao Rukhsat Hon Muskurate Huey

Daagh Reh Jaye Ga Mere Dil Par

Rotay Dekha Jo Tum Ko Jate Huey

Jao Ab Subha Hone Wali Hy. . .

Khoon-e-Hasrat Chalak Rha Hy Aaj

Husn-e-Giryan K Aabgeene Se

Choom Kr Mere Sard Honton Ko

Khainch Lo Rooh Mere Seenay Se

Jao Ab Subha Hone Wali Hy. .

Sar Uthao Zara Idhar Dekho

Ek Nazar Aakhri Nazar Dekho

Shama-e-Umeed Tum Bhi Gull Kerdo

Aarzu Maine Phoonk Dali Hy

Jao Ab Subha Hone Wali Hy…/

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Assalam o alaikum mah e jamadi us sani ka wazeefa manderja zail

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Assalam-O-Alaikum!

Mah-E-JAMADI-US-SANI ka wazeefa manderja zail hai mulahiza frmaea.

DAILY 100 TIMES RECITE SORAE FATEHA ANY TIME & MAKE

PRAY FROM YOUR LORD THE ALMIGHTY ALLAH AZZOWAJAL.

ROZANA KSI BHE WQT 100 MARTABA SORAE FATEHA PADH KR APNAY RAB SAY DUA KRAIN INSHALLAH AZZOWAJAL DUA ZAROOR QABOOL HO GI.

Shukrea,

Wassalam.



Print Wazifa In Urdu/English

MAHINA

PORA HONAY PR HAMAIN IJTEMAE DUA K LEA NAM AOR TADAD NOTE KRWADIAN.

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Ek admi roz subha darakht ki shaakh

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Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?

Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!…

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Kbhi jab yaad ajaon tou ek muskan

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Kbhi Jab Yaad Ajao’n Tou

Ek Muskan Ka Sadqa

Humary Nam Kr Dena

Bs Ek Khamosh Sa Jazba

Dua Ki Maang Main Bhar Kr

Humai’n Arsal Kr Dena

Humai’n Tum Yaad Kr Lena…

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1 bazurg ne 50 saal books ka

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1 bazurg ne 50 saal books ka Mutaleya kia or un mai se sirf 4 Sunehri Baten apney liye muntakhib kin..

1- Allah k diye huve pe razi reh warna koi or maalik talash kr jo us se b ziada de.

2- Jin baton sy Allah ne mana farmaya un se ruk ja wrna Us k Kainat se bahir chala ja.

3- Agr gunah krna chahta hy to aisi jaga talaash kr jaha Allah na dekh sky wrna mt kr.

4- Allah ki ibadat kr wrna us ka diya huva rizq b mt kha . ….

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Shaam ki tanhai mein khoo na jana

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Shaam ki tanhai mein khoo na jana,

kisi ki masti mein doob na jana,

milegi zaroor kal manzil tumhe,

apni manzil ko paa kr is DOST ko bhul na jana………

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Dil se her pal chahat ki sada

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Dil se her pal chahat ki sada ati he,

Yad mujhko teri her ada ati he,

Send kr dy tu apna sara balance mujh ko,

Phir yaqeen ho k tmko b wafa ati ha…

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jahilon ka tariqa ye hy k

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=…= Jahilo’n Ka Tariqa Ye Hy k Jab In Ki Daleel Muqabil k Aage Nahi Chal Sakti Tou Phir Wo Jhagra Shruu Kr Dete Hyn =…=

~ Shaikh Saadi ~…

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Samosa said to aaloo jb me fry

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Samosa said to aaloo:

jb me fry hta hun to tmhen cover kr ke garam oil se bacha leta hun. Bcoz i luv u.

Aaloo said:

jb log tmhen fry hne ke foran bad khatay han to me bhi unki zban aur munh jala deta hun. I luv u2

Moral of the story

in dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen. Samosa thora thanda kr ke khayen:D…

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Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaenge koshish

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Wada To nahi Karte Dosti Nibhaenge,

Koshish yehi Rahegi apko nhi Sataenge,

Zarurat pare to DiL se Pukarna.

POTI bhi Kr rahe Honge to Bina Dhoye ChaLe ayenge ;->…

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Sonay ki keemat rs38200 tk ho gai

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‘SONAY’

ki keemat Rs:38,200/=

tk ho gai hai.

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Lehaza

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SONA chor dain aur jaag kr waqt guzarain.

QK

SONA hamain boht mehnga parh Raha hai.

(Good Morning)…

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Maana teri nazar mei tera piyar hm

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Maana teri “NAZAR” mei tera “PIYAR” hm nahi,

kaise Kahen?

k tere “TALAB-GAAR” hm nahi.

Khud ko “JALA” k “KHAAK” kr dala,

mitta dia,

lo ab tmhari raah mei “DEWAAR” hm nahi,

jisko sanwaara hmne taman’naon k “KHOON” se,

gulshan mei us “BAHAAR” k haq-daar hm nahi,

Dhoka dia hai khud ko “MUHABBAT” k naam se,

kaise kahien???

K tere “GUNAH-GAAR” hum nahi… …

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1 sardar ahh bhar kr kehne lage

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1 Sardar Ahh Bhar kr kehne Lage ” Mujh Se Zyada Bad kismat Aur kon Hoga Meri Bivi Bhetren Khana Pakana Janti Hai Magr Wo Pakati Nahe”

2nd Sarda Ye Mat kaho

“Dunia Mai Tm Se Bi Bare Bad kismat Mujod Hai Meri Bivi ki Misal Le Lo Wo khana Pakna Nahe Janti Magr Phr Bi Pakati Hai . . //->…

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Ye zindgi 2din ki hy 1din tmhry

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Ye zindgi 2din ki hy 1din tmhry haq me,1din tmhry mukalif

jis din tmhry haq me ho us din gharor mt krna or jb tmhre mukalif ho us din sabr kr lyna

HZRT ALI….

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My lush country pakistan k city peshawar

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My

Lush

Country

Pakistan

K

City

Peshawar

K

Town

Defe??e

K

1

Bazar

K

Chok Pr

1

Library

K

4th

Floor

K

Room

#

5

Ki

7

Almari

Ki

Row

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9

Ki

Kitab

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41

K

Page

#

69

Ki

Line

#

8

Mein

Likha

Hai

K ?

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Akur bukur pumbe poo k bad

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‘akUr’ bukUr’ ‘puMBE’ ‘poo’

k bAd kyA aATA HE?

Do u kNw?

<

KUCh pATA B he?

M tLnG U

‘akUr’bukUr”puMBE’ PoO’

AkhAn bNd kr tE sOo:-D

GD NitE…

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Tushaar kapoor ki films k thay hum

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Tushaar Kapoor Ki Films K Thay Hum Ko Chaskay

Un Ki Taraf Dekh Kr Har Gali Me Hr Larki K Peechay Bhatkay,

Police Sy PrAy Itnay Phatkay,

K Ghar Wale 5000 De kr Hi Chutkay,

Moral:

Kapoor Kandan Ki Aadtoon Per Na Jao.

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Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaenge koshish

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Wada To nahi Karte Dosti Nibhaenge,

Koshish yehi Rahegi apko nhi Sataenge,

Zarurat pare to DiL se Pukarna.

POTI bhi Kr rahe Honge to Bina Dhoye ChaLe ayenge ;->…

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Yad rakh kr meri dosti ko

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Yad rakh kr

meri dosti ko tmne,

Meri zindagi

pr Ik ehsan

kr dya,

Is mob

main yeh last rupiya tha,

Dkho hmne

woh bhi

tery nam kar diya….

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Usy kehna bichrne se mohabt to nai

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Usy Kehna!

Bichrne Se MOHABT To Nai Marti

Bichr Jana MOHABT Ki SADAQAT Ki Alamat hy

MOHABT Aaen-e Fitrat Hy

Aur FITRAT Kab Badalti hy

So Jb Hm Door Ho Jyn

Nae Rishton Me Kho Jyn

To Ye Mat soch Lena Tm MOHABT Mar Gai HoGi

Nahi Aisa Nahi HoGa

Mre Bare Me Sun K Jb Tmhari Ankh Bhar Aae

Chlak Kar Aik B Ansu Palak Pr Jo Utar Aae

To Bas Itna Samjh Lena

Jo Mre Nam Se Itni Tre Dil ko AQEEDAT Hy

Tre Dil Me Bichr Kr B Abi Mri MOHBT hy

MOHABT Jo Bikhr Kr B Sda Abad Rehti Hy

MOHABT Ho Ksi Se To Hmesha Yad Rehti Hy

MOHABT Waqt K BE-REHM Tufanon Se Nai Darti

Use Kehna Bichrne Se MOHABT to Nai Marti…..

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Ek aadmi ne add dekha purani bike

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Ek aadmi ne add dekha, “PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO”

Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarny walay do Larkon se is add k baary mein poocha, unhon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye add hum ne diya tha!!

“CHAL YE PURANI BIKE DE AUR JA KR NEW BIKE Ley…

;->…

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Lipti rahi wajod se khoshbo tamam rat

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lipti rahi wajod se khoshbo tamam rat,

aata raha hai yad mjhe wo tamam rat.

oss Ne bare khalos se maNgi thi roshNi,

girte rahe makaN pe jogNo tamam raMuje us Se Muhabt Hy,

Usy b yaad ho shayad,

Abi ye kal ki batein hain,

Mera us se khafa hona,

Mera usko mna lena,

Sarapa iltija hona,

Wo ab b yad ht.

rota raha wo ap he apNe Naseb per,

apNe gale meiN dal k baazo tmam rat.

forsat Na thi tabeb ko apNe he kam se,

pete rahe marez b aNso tamam rat..!y mj ko,

Us k israr krny pr,

Mera iqrar kr lena,

Boht dheemy se lehjy me,

Ye us k kaan me kehna,

Qsm se hy,

Qsm se hy,

“Muje tm se MUHABBAT hy”…!…

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Agr koi shakhs kisi se shadeed mohabbat

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Agr Koi Shakhs Kisi Se Shadeed

Mohabbat Kr Sakta Hy,

Tou Wo Hi Shakhs Usi INSAN Se Shadeed Nafrat Bhi Kar Sakta Hy…!

Kyun k …

Ek Khoobsurat Sheesha

Jab Tuut’ta Hy

Tou

Bohat Khatarnak

“HATHYAR”

Ban Jata Hy..!!…

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Rishte b ajeeb hote hain log

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Rishte b Ajeeb

Hote Hain

Log Balance rakh Kr b GHAREEB

Hote Hain

SMS karne Ki

TAUFIQ Nahi

jiN Ko

Wo Log DIL k kyon Itne QAREEB Hote Hain

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Usay itna bata dena main us

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USAY ITNA

BATA DENA…!!

Main Us se door ho kr B,

Bohat majboor ho kr B,

Dukhon se choor ho kr B,

Usi ko yaad krti hon,

USAY ITNA

BATA DENA

Main dukh apne chupa kr B,

Khushi k geet ga kr B,

Hansi honton pr saja kr B,

Usi ko yaad karti hon,

USAY ITNA

BATA DENA

Jahan k ghamon mein kho kr B,

Main DiL k daagh dho kr B,

Kisi k paas ho kr B,…

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Yar plz ye msg sub ko send

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Yar Plz ye msg sub ko send kr den. 1 young lrka Zulqarnain age 20 jo is waqt full bore hony k last stage pe hai..! Ap sy guzarish hai k apni koi 1 girl friend ka # ya apni kisi seheli ka # is # per send kardain 03215779342. Ya ye # unhain send kardain.. Allah apko iska ajer dy.. plz frwrd to all ur friends.Aur barae maharbani is # ko change krne ki zahmat na kejeayga.. Wrna is se apko is bechare ki haye lagay gi…..

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Mery dhukhon ki dhanak main rang na

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Mery Dhukhon Ki Dhanak Main Rang Na Bhar.

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Mohabbat Or Nafrat Ki Jang Na Kr

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Khushi Meri Ghum K Sung Na Kr.

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“PAPPU YAAR TANG NA KR”…

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Dentist ki beti boy frnd seaj kitna

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Dentist ki beti boy frnd se:aj kitna acha moqa tha tm mere dad se shadi ki bat ker skty thy

Lrka:Bs aj b mera hosla nhi hua khmoshi se 1 or dant nklwa kr agaya…

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Ye rung e gul bhi hy aur khaar zubaan

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Ye Rung-e-Gul Bhi Hy
Aur Khaar Bhi Hy

Zubaan Chalti Hui
Talwaar Bhi Hy

Ajab Hy Bolti Aankho’n
Ki Masti

JahanInkaar Bhi Hy
Iqraar Bhi Hy

Ye Raah-e-Ishq Hy
Dekho Sambhal Kr

Bohat Aasan Bhi Hy
Dushwar Bhi Hy

Ajab 2 Rung Hyn
Insaan Ki Fitrat

Gila Hy Jis Sy Usi Sy
Pyar Bhi Hy !!! …

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Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia

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Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia r uske uper beth gai

Noker se boli:ja police ko bula kr la

Noker:chapal kho gai hai

Chor Chilaya:meri le ja pr jldi bula kr la

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Islam nikkah se pehly ishq ki isley

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Islam nikkah se pehly ishq ki isley muzammat krta hai k insan apni sari mohabaten us k ley bacha kr rkhy jo is ka asal haqdaar hai, shadi se pehly ki mohabat goya is trha hai jesy iftari se pehly koi iftar krly, iftar ka mza bhi nhi rha, gunaah ka mustahiq bhi hua, kufary ka kharcha bhi or saza ka dharka bhi raha….

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1 admi apni biwi k sath apna

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1 Admi apni biwi k sath apna scoter dho raha hota hai. Us k totly bete se ksi ne pocha. abu kya kr rhe hei. Beta! Abu chuter dho rhe hei ami pani dal rai hei….

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Suno humdam mere mujhko bohat kuch

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Suno…..

Humdam Mere Mujhko

Bohat kuch Tumse kehna hai

Yeh raatein

Mujh pe bhaari hain

Yeh Shaamein

Gham se taari hain

Bohat kuch yaad aata hai

Bohat Mujh ko rulata hai

Suno,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Ik kaaam kr do na

Yeh apni Baatein sari

Yeh apni Yaadein sari

Tum kyun le nahin jate ?

Jab aana he nahin Tum ne

Tou phir kyun yaad aate ho ?

Meri aankhon mein bn kr Ashk

Phir kyun ruk se jate ho ?

Suno Jaanam,,,,,,,,,

Main apne Zabt ka daman

Kahiin chor na baithon

Lout aao Mere Humdam

Ke Main khud ko tor na baithoon. . .*)

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Ek larki ne apni frnd se kaha

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Ek Larki Ne Apni Frnd Se Kaha,

“BOSs kI Bak bAk Sun kr Tang aA Jati hOoN”

AJ hi Mujh sE Kehnay Lga K Flat kA Kraya Buhat Zayada hAi,

frnd sAid: KAmAL Hai . . .!!!

Flat K KrayE Se tUmhAra kYA Link?

Girl: Wo mErAy Flat Ka kRaya Bharta Hai.

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Good morning frndz aaj mjhe pta

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Good Morning frNdz..!

AaJ Mjhe pta cHaLa k ScIeNcE kItNi tArAkkI kR cHukI hAi,

KaL MaiN ApNe RooM ki AlMaRi MaI cHuP gYa LakIn pHiR b sCiEntIstS nE MjHe TeLeSc0pE ki MadAd sE dAikH hE Lya 0r foRn Geo pR ElAaN krWa diYa k cHaNd Nazar aa gYa..!:-)…

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Dosti dil se ki jati hai ya

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Dosti dil se ki jati hai ya jaan se? Mohubt chahray se ki jati hai ya insan se?

Kisi ka intzar krte hai khoaish se ya arman se?

Kisi se shadi krte hain khobsorti dekh kr ya jhez ke saman se?

Kis se krte hain pyar ki omeed suchay se ya be-eman se?

Hum toh itna jante hain mere dost ke hum chahte hain kisi ko dilo jaan……

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Baapmen ne tumse kaha tha k agr

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BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen BIKE kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya?

BETA:Men Bike Sikhta Rha

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Kya mila us bewafa ko hm sy

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Kya mila us bewafa ko hm sy naata torr kar

” FaizaN ”

Aaj khod b tanha phir raha hai hm ko tanha chor kr….

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Mohabat ki tabiyyat men ye kesa bachpana

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Mohabat ki tabiyyat men ye kesa bachpana qudrat nay rakha he
k ye jitni purani, jitni bhi mazboot ho jay
isay izhar k lafzon ki hajat phir bhi rehti hey
mohabat mangti he yun gawahi apnay honay ki
k jesay tifl-e-sada sham ko ek beej boay
or shab men barha uttay zamin ko khoud kr dekhay
k poda ab kahan tak he
mohabbat ki tabiiyat men ajab takrar ki khu he
k ye iqrar k lafzon ko sunnay se nahin thakti
bicharnay ki ghari ho
ya koi milnay ki sa’at ho
isay bas aik hi dhun he
kahu mujh s muhabat he
samandar se kahin gehri,
sitaron se siwa roshan
paharon ki tarhan qaym,
hawaon ki tarhan daym
zamin se asman tak jis qadar achay manazir hen
mohabat k kina’ay hen
wafa k istea’ary hen
hamaray hen
hamaray wastay ye chandni raten sanwarti hen
sunehra din nikalta he
mohabat jis taraf jay
zamana sath chalta h

“2 Ajnabi dost”…

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Ek sheikh doctor k pass gya or

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Ek shEikH doCtOr k pAsS Gya Or bO|A K GhAr ja Kr mAreEz Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay.

Doctor:300 Rs.

Sheikh:cHLAin dOctOr Shb.

Ghar Puhanchay tO Docor Ne pOcha K MareEz Kahan hAi?

Sheikh: MareEz Koi Nahi hAi,

Taxi wALa 500 Mang Raha Tha,…

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Faqeer 1 rupay ka sawal hy sahab

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Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab,

Sahab-Aray kam as kam meri auqat dkh kr maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka sawal hy sahab

Sahab- Abay, Apni auqat dkh kr maang. =P ;)

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Baroon ki lrai ho jaye to wo

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BaroOn kI Lrai hO JaYe tO wO KehtAy hAin,

“Zaban sAnMbhAL K baAT Kr”

Nursury k baChoOn kI Lrai hO jAyE To wO KehtAy hAin.

“Chaddi sAnMbHaL K baAT KR Oye”…

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Pakistani bachon ki 2009 stories 1

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Pakistani Bachon ki 2009 ki STORIES…

>1 pyasa kawa ur rha tha,achanak neche ose pani or kch kankar nzr aye,jese hi wo pani me kankar dalne k lye neche utra khudkush damakha ma mara gya

>1 kutte ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya,wo pani me apna aks dkh hi raha tha k na maloom afrad na firing kr k halak kr dia

>kachwa or khargosh ne race shoro kya,khargosh k sotay hi kachway na uska purse chura lia

>Alladin ne chiragh ragra to woh zor dar dhmakay sa phat gya!…

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Agr bruce lee galiyon mein sharab pee

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Agr ?Bruce Lee? Galiyo?n Mein Sharab Pee Kr Ghoomta Tou Log Usey Kia Kehte ? ?

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?Mawa Lee? ? ;->

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Larke ne larki se shadi ki darkhavast

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Larke Ne Larki Se Shadi Ki Darkhavast (Application) Ki Magar Larki Ne Ise Thukra Dia

Larke Ne Thandi Sans Bari “Ab Ma Kbi Shadi Nhe Ga”

Larki Ne Is Bat Par Khushi Mehsos Ki K Wo Larke Ki Zindagi Ma Is Qadar Ahmiat Rakhti Thi Lekn Br Hal Wo Is Se Shadi Nhe Kr Sakti Thi Wo Is Smjhate Howe Boli “Bewkofi Ki Batien Mat Kro Agr Ma Ne Tm Se Shadi Se Inkar Kr Dia Ha Tou Is Ka Ye Matlb Hargiz Nhe K Tmhari Shadi Ainda Zindgi Ma Ane Wali Larki Bi Tm Se Shadi Se Inkar Kr De Gi”

Mujhe Yaqen Ha Aisa Hi Hoga Larke Ne Larke Ne Mayosi Se Sir Hilate Howe Kaha Jb Tm Jaisi Larki Mujh Se Shadi Pr Tayar Nhe Hoi Tou Aur Kesi Hongi…=P:-P;->…

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1st frnd fraud buhat zayda ho gaye

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1st Frnd: Fraud Buhat Zayda Ho gAyE Hain,

2nd Frnd: wO Kyun?

1st fRND:KaL DepartmentAL StOre pEr gYa tO Ek Orat Ne Mujhay dEkH kR Kaha k tUmhAri sHaKL MerAy MarhoOm bEtAy sE Buhat MiLti Hai,tUm sTore sE Bahir jAo Or Zor sE mujHay Ek bAar Mami kAh dO,

Is tArah Meri Mamta Ko sAkoOn MiLay gA,

2nd fRnd: PhIr?

1st fRnD: Mainay USaY Mami kAha oR JaB DepartmentaL Store mE Enter hUa tO Wo Orat gAib tHi,

Or Cashier Ne Mujhay pAkr Lia kaha k bILL PaY Kro,

Kyun k Un Muhtarma Ne kAha Tha,

K biLL

“MERA Beta Pay kRay gA”

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Kaash us ne aik baar kaha to

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Kaash Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha To Hota

Mujh Se K! Main Tumari Hon…

Jan|X

Qasam Sy Sari Bachiyon K Number Delete

Kr Deta Uski Itni Si Bat Par… ;->

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Katra katra samandar ban jaye ga

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Katra katra samandar ban jaye ga,

Dekhty Hi Dekhty 2009 aa jaye ga,

Himmat kr Abhi waqt hy ?PAKISTAN?se Bhag ja,

Wrna

Agly saal tu?BHOOK?Se Mar jaye ga :->

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48206 chezen janat ki taraf bulati hain

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4‎ Chezen Janat Ki Taraf Bulati hain,

1.Apni Musibat Ko Chupana

2.Waldain K Sath Neki

3.Chupa Kr Sadqa Dena Kasrat Sy

4.LA ILAHA ILLALLAH Kehna

*HAZRAT ALI R.A…

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Agar apne ghar ki dewaar par allah

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Agar apne ghar ki dewaar par ALLAH PAK ka name (YA ZAHIR) likh diya jy to wo zalzily mei girney se mehfoz rehti hai Mumkin ho to sab ko bta kr sawab kamaen….

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Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash

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Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash

Fatafat

Hurry up

Jaldi

Quickly

Come on yar

Uper delete krne ko jab keh dia to parh q raha hai!

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Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya

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Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo

kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya kro

kya hua jo kalay hein saamnay k 4 daant

phr bhi muh khol kr muskuraya kro:-…

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Boy proposing a girl me

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Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.

Girl : wada ?

Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.

Girl :

Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna…=P;->:-P…

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Barbad kr gaye wo zindgi pyar k

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Barbad kr gaye wo zindgi pyar k nam $e

Bewafai mili sirf wafa k nam $e

Zakhm hi zakhm diyee u$ ne dawa k nam $e

A$man b ro para meri mohabat k anjam $e

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Sms hai o balla jisko kiya

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sMs Hai o Balla

Jisko Kiya Uska Mobile Jalla

Chahen Bura Ho Ya BhallaW

Har Ek Ko Mera Sms Milaa

Tum B Muje Sms Kr Sakte Ho

Mera Mobile Hai 24hrs Khula.

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Cheeta chars ka soota laganay wala tha

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Cheeta chars ka soota laganay wala tha k achanak 1 chooha wahan aya aur bola “mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia dekho”

Cheetay ne ak lmha socha phir choohay k sath dorne laga.

Agay ak hathi afeem pi raha tha,chooha phir bola “hathi mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia daikho”

Hathi b sath dorne laga.

Agay shair rizla paper le kr garda tayar kr raha tha,choohay ne usay b wohi kaha. Shair ne rizla side par rakha aur choohay ko 5,6 chapairain karayin. Hathi bola”aray ye to tmhain zindagi ki taraf la raha ha,kiyun maar rahay ho esy?”

Shair bola”aie kutay da putar pichli vari v cocain pee k 3 ghantay menu jungl vich nasanda rya”…

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Ek c cheeta te ek khotadono hi

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Ek c Cheeta te ek c khota.Dono hi shehar wich rende c

Cheete ne mobiL lia te khoty ne v le lia

Hun cheete ne sms khoty nu kita

Te khota sms parh ria way

Hun khota cheeta bann waste kesi hor nu a msg snd kr k khush hovy ga

Pr onu ki pta k cheeta,cheeta honda a tay khoota,khoota hi hunda ay.

Hahahahaha…

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1 plane ka engine khrab hogiasub ne

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1 plane ka engine khrab hogia.sub ne parachute le kr jump laga dia

Akhir me 1 Hindu rh gia us k liye parachute nhi bacha.Mjborun use aise hi jump lagana parha

Grte howe wo 1 srdar g k pas se gzra.Srdar ne hindu ko itni speed me jate dekh kr apna

Parachute chor

dia or bola

”Sady Nal race’aan!!!”…

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Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza

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Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza hoi,

in dono ko ek hi jail me rakha gya, wo masalsal 6 month tk apas me batain karti rahi

jb rahai mili to ek boli

aao behan is darakht ki chaaon me beath kr kuch batain kr lain is k bad toh hum ne bichrna jana hai na

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Dil ko sbsy zada dard kb hota

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Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Kb Hota Hy?

Fail Hony Pr?

Nae

Pyar Men Dhoka Milny Pr?

Nae

Chot Lgny Pr?

Nae

Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Hota Hy Jb Mobile

Chrging Py Lga Kr Jao Or

2 Ghnty Bd Akr Dkho To Switch Bnd..:…

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Dil ke chokt pr deep jla rukha

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dil ke chokt pr deep jla rukha hy,

tary lout aany ka arman jaga rkha hay,

roth jaty ho tou or b hasen lagty hou,

hum nay yahe soch kr tmhy khufa rukha hay….

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