Tum se bichar kr kia ho main

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Tum se bichar kr kia ho main ?

Ek adhori nazam ka misra !!

Ya koi beemar parinma !!

Copy meim ek zinda titlii !!

Ya ek murda peela patta !!

Aankh hoon koi khwab-zada si !!

Ya aankho’n mein tuuta sapna !

Palko’n ki deewar k peechay !

Pagal qaidi , ya ek aansu !

Dhoop mein lipta lamba sehra !

Tuuti hui choori ka tukra !

Ya koi bhoola bisra wada !

Tum hi batao

Tum se bichar ker kia hoon main ?

Ek purani qabar ka katbaa

ya

Ek matrook dua …

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Akur bukur pumbe poo k bad

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‘akUr’ bukUr’ ‘puMBE’ ‘poo’

k bAd kyA aATA HE?

Do u kNw?

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KUCh pATA B he?

M tLnG U

‘akUr’bukUr”puMBE’ PoO’

AkhAn bNd kr tE sOo:-D

GD NitE…

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Shohar ki ghazal jab se begum ne

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SHOHAR KI GHAZAL

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha ha

Bartano ajj mere sir pe baraste Q ho

Main ne dho dha kr tumhain kitna saja rakha ha

Roz leti ha talashi wo police ki manind

Puchti ha kahan paison ko chupa rakha ha

Wahi dunya me muqaddar ka sikandar tehra

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha ha

Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k shohar

Maar khane me bhi qudrat ne maza rakha ha…

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Ek pathan ko koi mobile pe tang

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Ek pathan ko koi mobile pe tang krta tha

Pathan ny new sim kharid kr usy message kia, Me ne wo # band kr dia hy ab tera baap b mujhy tung nhi kr skta … ;)

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Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty

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Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty,
Tujhy le kr baanho’n mein
“Mohabbat” krty,

Dekhty teri aankho’n mein neend ka khumar, Apni khoi hui neendo’n ki
“Shikayat” krty

Teri aankho’n mein apna aks dhondty, Khud se b zyada teri
“Chahat” krty

Jis ki hukumat thi us k ghulam thy,
Qabeely mein dost kis se “Baghawat” krty

Ek dil hi tha wo b us k pas tha,
Raat bhr jaag kr kis ki “Hifazat” krty

Mere mazhab mein shirk haram hy
Wrna Qasam khuda ki teri “Ibadat”krty …

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Memon are ajj to 1rs k 3

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Memon: Are ajj to 1Rs k 3 Amrood mile!

Dost: wo kese?

Memon: 1Rs ka mene kharida 1 lekar bhaga aur 1 khan ne gusse me piche phenka or wo mene catch kr lia ;->…

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Desh ka bacha bacha beghar raha hai

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DESH ka Bacha bacha beghar raha hai

Larka zabrdasti Larkiyon ko kiss kr raha hai,

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Itna kuch ho raha hai Or tu SmS parh raha hai hans mat Kuch karo….

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Cheeta chars ka soota laganay wala tha

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Cheeta chars ka soota laganay wala tha k achanak 1 chooha wahan aya aur bola “mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia dekho”

Cheetay ne ak lmha socha phir choohay k sath dorne laga.

Agay ak hathi afeem pi raha tha,chooha phir bola “hathi mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia daikho”

Hathi b sath dorne laga.

Agay shair rizla paper le kr garda tayar kr raha tha,choohay ne usay b wohi kaha. Shair ne rizla side par rakha aur choohay ko 5,6 chapairain karayin. Hathi bola”aray ye to tmhain zindagi ki taraf la raha ha,kiyun maar rahay ho esy?”

Shair bola”aie kutay da putar pichli vari v cocain pee k 3 ghantay menu jungl vich nasanda rya”…

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Eid pr qurbani k leye janwar dekh

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EID pr qurbani k leye janwar dekh kr lene

kyo k

China ka Maal aya hoa ha

(__) MADE IN

[','/_:"";____

C H I N A )

]/"]/""]/"]/! .,,…

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Histry of pakorey ek baloach besan ki

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Histry of Pakorey

Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..

Jb Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo Kac’che The To Baloach Bola

“PAKO REY” ..=D ;)

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Beaitbar shaks tha so war kr gya

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BeAitbar Shaks Tha So War Kr Gya

Lkin Mere Shaor Ko Bedar Kr Gya

Kch MaiNe IShteal Mai Shikwe Gile Kiye

Kuch Wo Shakayet Sar ? Bazar Kr Gya

Pehle Wo Meri Zat Ki Tameer Mai Raha

Phr Mujko Apne Hath Se MiSmar Kr Gya

Wo Aa Mila To Fasle KatTe Chale Gye

Bichra To Raste Mere Dushwar Kr Gya.

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Phool khil kr udaas hy samandar

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Phool Khil Kr Udaas Hy

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy

Ek Bar AAP Muskura Do

Q K

HUM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se

“KHOFNAAK”

MUSKURAHAT

Ki Talash Hy =P ;->…

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Hazrat ali as said1 us se mohbt

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Hazrat Ali (A.S) said:

1: Us se mohbt kro jo tmse mohbt krta he,

2: Mu se Hmsha Achy Alfaz hi nikalo, taa k Apny dushmn ko bi dost bana sko,

3: jo zara si bat pr dost na raha wo Dost tha hi nhi,

4: jisy aise Dost ki Talash he jis me koi Khami na ho, usy kbi dost nhi milega.

5: haqiqi Dost se barh kr koi Aaina nhi he.

6: Mohbt unse kro jo neki kr k Faramosh kr dety HAN…

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17 crore nabeena pakistanion ko 15 pathan

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17 crore NABEENA PAKISTANION ko 15 Pathan Bhaion ka ShukarGuzar hona chahiye jinhone ZOR-e-NASWAR per CHAND dakh kr EID ko MUMKIN bnaya.

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Main ny roka b ni or wo

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?Main ny roka b ni or wo thehra b nahi

Hadsa kia tha jisy dil ny bhulaya b nahi

?Jany walon ko kahan rok ska hy koi

Tum chly ho to koi rokny wala b nahi

?kon sa moor hy qun paon pakrti hy zameen

us ki basti b nahi koi pukara b nahi

?Be~nyazi sy sbhi krya~e~jan sy guzry

dykhta koi nahi hy k tmasha b nahi

?wo to sadion ka sfr kr k yahan pohncha tha

to ny muhn pheer k jis shakhs ko dykha b nahi

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Woh kisi or ka hoga to qayamat

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woh kisi or ka hoga to Qayamat ho gi,

Phir kisi ko bhi kisi sa na mohobbet ho gi,

usy dekhay koi aacha nahi lagta mujh ko,

Us se barh kr bhikoi or muhabbat ho gi,

Raat kal chaaand ko dekha to ye ehsaas hua,

Woh akela hy usy meri zarurat ho gi,

Ay “”khuda”" us ko kisi Or ka honey na dena!!!!!

Zindagi bhar mujhy phir khud say shikayat ho gi…..

Woh Kisi Aur Ki Hogi To Inayat Hogi

Yu Muhabbat Ko Sakhawat Se Ukhuwat Hogi

Usay Dekh Kar He Kuch Acha Nahin Lagta Mujh Ko

Kuch Dair Aur Yu Dikhi To Qayamat Hogi

Raat Kal Chand Ko Dekha To Ye Ehsaas Hua

Safed Anday Mein Zardi Ki Milawat Hogi

Aay “”KHUDA”" Woh Kisi Aur Ki Ho Na Paye

Warna Maut Her Mard Ki Wasiyat Hogi…

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Ye keh kr us ne meri ankh

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ye keh kr us ne meri ankh me charas dal di Farzan

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Chhano ki ankh mai aik nasha hai FARAZ…-:;D…

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Pathan ne apne dost ko apna mobile

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Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha:

"Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms Send Kr Do, Humara Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy…" ;->…

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Rozana kuch waqt apni maa k sath

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Rozana kuch waqt apni Maa k sath beth kr guzara karein,

Kyun

K.

Kal qayamat k roz ye waqt apki maghfirat ka zariya ban jaye ga,

INSHALLAH…..

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Ek borha aadmi kachi basti jata hai

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Ek Borha aadmi Kachi bAsti jAta hAi.

Wahan pUhanCh kR Ek aDmi sE Us nE PoCHa k yE Kachi bAsti hAi?

Admi bOLa k deEwAr mE SiR MaAr kR Dekh Lo….

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Aik orat ne photographer ki dukan per

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Aik Orat Ne Photographer ki Dukan Per Ja kr pOcha:Kya Ap Bachon k Group Photo Khenchtay Hyn?

Photographer: G, Ek Darjan k 50 RS. Hon Ge.

Orat BoLi : phr mAin Kuch yEars k Bad Aaon Gi.Q k ABHi Meray 8 Bachay hYn….

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Boy proposing a girl me

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Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.

Girl : wada ?

Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.

Girl :

Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna…=P;->:-P…

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Bhar kr tasveer e yar ankho me hum

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Bhar Kr Tasveer-E-Yar Ankho Me,

Hum Ne Intezar Me Ankhe Bndh Karli.

Zara Der Se Jo Ayi Unke Badan Ki Khushbu,

To Humne Khud Se Sanse Juda Kr Li.

~

Sameer +92 300 2711 588

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1 sardar ahh bhar kr kehne lage

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1 Sardar Ahh Bhar kr kehne Lage ” Mujh Se Zyada Bad kismat Aur kon Hoga Meri Bivi Bhetren Khana Pakana Janti Hai Magr Wo Pakati Nahe”

2nd Sarda Ye Mat kaho

“Dunia Mai Tm Se Bi Bare Bad kismat Mujod Hai Meri Bivi ki Misal Le Lo Wo khana Pakna Nahe Janti Magr Phr Bi Pakati Hai . . //->…

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udaas shamon me lot kr wo

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” ” ” Udaas shamon me lot kr wo aana bhol jata tha,

” ” Kr k khafa mujhko manana bhol jata tha,

” ” “Inhi Aaditoon ne uski mujhe badnam kr dala,

” ” “Wo likh k naam dewaron pe mitana bhol jata tha,

” ” “Mat poch muhabat mai laa parwahi uski,

” ” ” Dy k zakham wo marham lagana bhol jata tha,

” ” “Kitna dilnasheen hota tha uski yaad ka manzr,

” ” “Wo jb bi yaad aata tha zamana bhol jata tha…..

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Ye padh lena important hy exam

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Ye padh lena

important hy … Exam mein

pakka pucha jaye ga

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1.Roll no

2.Exam

3.Date

4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaaye

ga kia?

Anything 4 u dude … ;->…

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Nice sms aasmaan par urty howy

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Nice sms

Aasmaan par urty howy prindy sy main ny pocha,

kya tumhy Zameen pr girny ka darr nahi..??

us ny muskura kr jawab diya,

main Insaan nahi jo zara si bulandi pr akarr jaon…

main chahy kitni bulandi pr chala jaon…

nazrain meri zameen pr hi hoti hain.

!!_gOOd mOrNiNg_!!…

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Govt school k bache ksi ko

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Govt school k Bache ksi ko ghaseet kr k le ja raha tha.

Rastay mein ek buzurg ne kaha: “bacho’n larke ko choro ye khud school aaye ga”

Bache zor se boley: “Baba ji ye shagird nhi humara ustad hy, roz school se bhaag jata hy” ;)

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10 days remaining aap

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10 Days Remaining … !!

Aap Zara Soche’n k Us k Baad Kia Hoga?

Masajid Ho Jaye’n Gi Veeran

Almaario’n Mein Band Ho Jaye’n Ge Qura’an

Azaad Ho Jaye Ga Shaitan

Phir Gunaho’n Mein Doob Jaye Ga Har Insaan

Dilo’n k Zang Duur Kr De YA REHMAN

Hum Reh Gaye Hyn Sirf RAMAZAN k MUSALMAN….!!!…

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Ek faqeer ne bheek manginookar buri tarah

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Ek faqeEr ne BhEEK mangi!nookar ne buri tarah danta or bhaga dia,

Owner:bhikarioon ko is tarah sE nahi dantay jao usay bula kr lao.

Bhikari door nikal gya tha,nooker bari mushkil se usay pakr kr laya,

Owner:sorry baba g,mera ye nooker NALaiq hy,tumse badtmezi ki,

Main ap se adab se kehta hoON.

?MUAAF KRO?…

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Hoshiar rehna koi kuch b khanay k

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Hoshiar rehna

Koi kuch b khanay k lye de 2 mut khana

Idhar udhar nigah rakhna

Kyun k

Kyun k

City govt ne

Kutta maar mohim shru kr di hai??????.;->

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Sardar g ne job k liye apply

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Sardar g ne job k liye apply kia. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k apointmnt lettr dikhao.

Sardar: Ay English ich hy mein tuhanu tarjma kr k dasda haan

“Dear Banta Singh”

Pyare Banta Singh

“You Do not meet”

Tussi te milday hi nai

“our requirements”

Sadi zrurat ho tusi

“no further corspondnce..”

Hun hore chitti di lorr nai, jaldi naal aa jao

“will b entertained”

Twadi boht khatir kiti javay gi…

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Difference bw love friendship balnce

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Difference B/W LOVE & FRIENDSHIP:

Balnce Na Hote Hue B Kuch B Kr K Call Krna Is LOVE

&

Balnce Hote Hue B Baat Na Krna Is FRNDSHIP.

Doob K Mar Jao Besharmo.. ;-> …

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Din m chand sitare achay nahi lagte

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Din m Chand Sitare Achay Nahi Lagte,

Ab Dunya K Ye Nazare Ache Nahi Lagte,

Koi Jaa Kr Hmare AMMI ABBU se Keh Day,

K HUM Ab Kunware Achay Nahi Lagte.

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Pathan dukan se baraf lene gaya dhuan

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Pathan Dukan Se Baraf Lene Gaya.

Baraf Se Dhuan Niklta Hua Dekh Kr Bola …

‘Wah Kocha, Sab Ko Thandi Deta Hy Aur Hum Ko GARAM Deta Hy…’ ;->…

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Dil ko sbsy zada dard kb hota

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Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Kb Hota Hy?

Fail Hony Pr?

Nae

Pyar Men Dhoka Milny Pr?

Nae

Chot Lgny Pr?

Nae

Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Hota Hy Jb Mobile

Chrging Py Lga Kr Jao Or

2 Ghnty Bd Akr Dkho To Switch Bnd..:…

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Zong add remix yar ek baat

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Zong ADD REMIX:

Yar ek baat to batain?

Ye yaad kr kr k paper dena zrori hai kya?

Aur is se hota hi kya hai? Thora bohat yad rh jata hai, jese wo bhi pura likh kr ajaenge!

Cheating hour, sirf akhir ka 1hour,

2ghante bethe rahen kya?

Maza to ab aaega,

Pocket guide k saath!

Ji han ab pure k pure notes k sath,

Net weight sirf 12gram,

Itne me to pharra bhi na mile!

Cheating hour

Koi b hour..

To pocket guide sath le jaen

AUR SUB LIKH AYEN…

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Last wordz ghulab ka phool bano kyun

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last wordz?

Ghulab Ka Phool Bano!

kyun K Ye Phool

Us K Hath Me b Khusboo Chor Daita Hai

Jo Isey Masal Kr Phaink Daita Hai.

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HAZRAT ALI (R.A)…

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1 aurat ne akhbar me prha k

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1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia

BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na?

Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga !

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2 kids were lying 2gether on a

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2 kids were lying 2gether on a bed sharing the same blanket.

1st: Mai ek larka ho. Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjh nhn pta.

1st: Acha w8 (ye keh kr wo blanket k andar gaya aur thori dair bad nika) “tm larki ho”

2nd: Tmhai kesay pata

1st: Q k mai ny blue socks pehnay hain aur tm nay pink.

APNI SOCH SAAF KARO !…

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Humain tum sath pao ge

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Humain Tum Sath Pao Ge. . .

Mujhe Bas Itna Kehna Hy

Kbhi Me Yaad Aaon Tou

Kbhi Tanhai K Lamhe, Tumhain Zyada Satayen Tou

Kbhi Koyal Na Bole Tou, Jo Tum Se Rooth Jaye Tou

Kbhi Jab Dil B Bhar Jaye Tou

Koi Jab Sun Na Paye Tou

Agr Sb Dost Bhi, Tum Se Rooth Jayen Tou

Kbhi Jab Khud Se Lar Lar Kr, Thakan Se Chuur Ho Jao Tou

Kbhi Chale Huey Bhi Khud Akaile, Reh Na Pao Tou

Apni Aankhon ko Band Krna, Mjhe Awaz De Dena

Aur Phr Mere Tasawur Se, Jo Chahe Baatain Keh Dena

Mere Kaandhe Pe Sar Rakh Kr, Tum Jitna Chaho Ro Lena

Phi Khud Me Jab Laut Jao Tou, Usi Dunya Chale Jana

Magar Bas Itna Kehna Hy k, Jab B Dukh Ya Khusion Me

Humain Dil Se Pukaroge

Humain Tum Sath Pao Ge…/…

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Ek taxi driver buhat taiz drive kr

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Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,

Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.

Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho.

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Suno humdam mere mujhko bohat kuch

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Suno…..

Humdam Mere Mujhko

Bohat kuch Tumse kehna hai

Yeh raatein

Mujh pe bhaari hain

Yeh Shaamein

Gham se taari hain

Bohat kuch yaad aata hai

Bohat Mujh ko rulata hai

Suno,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Ik kaaam kr do na

Yeh apni Baatein sari

Yeh apni Yaadein sari

Tum kyun le nahin jate ?

Jab aana he nahin Tum ne

Tou phir kyun yaad aate ho ?

Meri aankhon mein bn kr Ashk

Phir kyun ruk se jate ho ?

Suno Jaanam,,,,,,,,,

Main apne Zabt ka daman

Kahiin chor na baithon

Lout aao Mere Humdam

Ke Main khud ko tor na baithoon. . .*)

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Agr ap apnay frndz ko sharbat se

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Agr Ap Apnay fRNDZ Ko Sharbat sE Bhra Hua Jag Dain Or Wo Khali Kr Dain,

Ap K Liay Na Bachay,

Than what U Shuld SAY wid Respect?

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?Jag Sona Sona Laagay?

?Jag Sona Sona Laagay?

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Agar apne ghar ki dewaar par allah

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Agar apne ghar ki dewaar par ALLAH PAK ka name (YA ZAHIR) likh diya jy to wo zalzily mei girney se mehfoz rehti hai Mumkin ho to sab ko bta kr sawab kamaen….

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Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza

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Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza hoi,

in dono ko ek hi jail me rakha gya, wo masalsal 6 month tk apas me batain karti rahi

jb rahai mili to ek boli

aao behan is darakht ki chaaon me beath kr kuch batain kr lain is k bad toh hum ne bichrna jana hai na

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Meday pyar koon inj qurban na kr

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Meday pyar koon inj Qurban na kr,

Meday Dil da inj Nuqsan na kr,

Koi message bhaij ya call cha kr,

Meday Mobile koon inj weeran n kr.

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Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaenge koshish

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Wada To nahi Karte Dosti Nibhaenge,

Koshish yehi Rahegi apko nhi Sataenge,

Zarurat pare to DiL se Pukarna.

POTI bhi Kr rahe Honge to Bina Dhoye ChaLe ayenge ;->…

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Plz yaroo boht ho gya apni

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Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya

Apni Apni Girlfrnd Ko Smjhalo

Mje Phon Kr K Kehti Hy K Aj Se 16 Din Bad Hmare Sath Date Pr Chlo

Happy VALENTINES Day

14 Feb 2009 ;->

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Kya hum music say movies kobsorat chahron

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Kya

Hum music say, movies say, kobsorat chahron say, rupa pasay say, degrees say dil chain hasil kr lein ga?

Nahi nahi

Kabi nahi

Dilon ka chain to sirf aur sirf ALLAH ki yaad mein hai. Is dil per zolam mat karein!

Jago is say phlay k Mot a ker jaga day!…

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jahilon ka tariqa ye hy k

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=…= Jahilo’n Ka Tariqa Ye Hy k Jab In Ki Daleel Muqabil k Aage Nahi Chal Sakti Tou Phir Wo Jhagra Shruu Kr Dete Hyn =…=

~ Shaikh Saadi ~…

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For every lover in this world

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(For Every Lover

In This World)

(For Every Lover

In This World)

Call It A Fate

0r Some Miracle Upon You,

There r Few Things Which

No 0ne Can Do Better Than You,

Whenever I’ll Die

I’ll Ask GOD For Sure

..

..

..

..

..

..

..

..

Tum Mujhe Itna TORTURE

Kr Kese Leti Ho. . . =P =D

(For Every Lover

In This World)

Call It A Fate

0r Some Miracle Upon You,

There r Few Things Which

No 0ne Can Do Better Than You,

Whenever I’ll Die

I’ll Ask GOD For Sure

..

..

..

..

..

..

..

..

Tum Mujhe Itna TORTURE

Kr Kese Leti Ho. . . =P =D

Call It A Fate

0r Some Miracle Upon You,

There r Few Things Which

No 0ne Can Do Better Than You,

Whenever I’ll Die

I’ll Ask GOD For Sure

..

..

..

..

..

..

..

..

Tum Mujhe Itna TORTURE

Kr Kese Leti Ho. . . =P =D

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Sunehri baat naiki kr k aese

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~Sunehri Baat~

NAIKI kr k aese bhol jaya kro….

…Jese log…

RESULT dekh kr hansna bhol jate hain.. ;-) :-D

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Janay kab sms send kro gay

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Janay kab SMS send kro gay,

send k button pe kb apna thumb bend kro gay,

ab tak buht balance jama kr lia hoga

kab apni kanjosi ka THE END kro gay

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Arz kia hai inhi pathron

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Arz kia hai :

Inhi pathron pay chal kr agr a sako tu ao ,

.

Inhi pathron pay chal kr agr a sako tu ao,

.

.

.

Ludi hay jamalo pao , ludi hey jamalo pao;-)…

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Quotjo shakhs dunia k peechay par jata

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"Jo Shakhs Dunia k Peechay par jata ha,

isay fikar me mubtla kr dia jata ha.

ALLAH taaLa isay Dunia k hwaly kr Dety Hain k dunia sy he Maang." …

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Kbhi jab yaad ajaon tou ek muskan

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Kbhi Jab Yaad Ajao’n Tou

Ek Muskan Ka Sadqa

Humary Nam Kr Dena

Bs Ek Khamosh Sa Jazba

Dua Ki Maang Main Bhar Kr

Humai’n Arsal Kr Dena

Humai’n Tum Yaad Kr Lena…

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Dost wo nhe jo ap k kam

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dOsT wO nHe Jo aP k kam aaE,

dOsT wO hai Jo aPki T-ShirT ManG kR LeJae 0r kaBi waPiS Na de..

dOsT wO nHe Jo aPkO TreeT de,

dOsT wO hai Jo aP k GhaR aaE 0r kahe “aJ kYa Pakka hai.? Jo b hai JaLdi Se Le aa”

dOsT wO nHe Jo Ph0Ne kR k mLNe aaE

dOsT wO hai Jo Ghar k SamNe aa k MsG kre “kameeNe baHar aa”

dOsT wO nHe Jo JNaze meiN aaE

dOsT wO hai Jo QabR Pe T-ShirT Le k aaE 0r kahe

“Le nHe ChahYe Tera EhsaN cHaL uTh oOr meRi dOsTi waPiS kR”

LoVe_U_dOsT

mY FrIeNdz iZ mY LiFe.. JusT LiVe 4 FrIeNdz TiLL The enD..:)…

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Ajeeb dastan hoti hai dosti ki

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Ajeeb dastan hoti hai dosti ki..

Larna milne se b acha lagta hai..

Lar k manane wale b hote hen kuch..

To kuch ko chirana acha lagta hai..

Dost k muh se kuch sunne k liye..

Kbi jhuk jana b acha lagta hai..

Safr train ka ho ya zindagi ka..

Khatm he nai hoti batein..

Phr b khamosh reh kr muskrna acha lgta hai..

4 dosto me lgta hai mil gai puri duniya..

Baki sb bhol jana acha lgta hai..

Yaro hmesha sath rhna..

Ye tmhara yarana acha lagta hai….

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1 sheik shoar ne apni bivi se

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1 ShEiK ShOaR Ne ApNi BiVi Se KaHa Aj HuM ShAm Ka KhAnA BhAiR KhAyE Ge

BiVi Ne KaHa ThEk HaI MaI AbHi TaYaR Ho Kr AtI Ho

ShEiKh Ne KaHa TaYaR HoNe Ki ZoRoRoT NaHe HaI MeRa MaTlB HaI K BhAiR SeHaN MaI KhAyE Ga . . . . . ;->

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In logon me na ho jana jo

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In Logon Me Na Ho Jana

Jo Maldar Hote Hyn Tou Maghrur Hoty Hyn Or Fitno Me Mubtala Ho Jaty Hyn

Or Ghurbat Zyada Hoti Hy Tou Mayus Or Sust Ho Jaty Hyn,

Nafs Havi Ho Tou Foran Gunah Kr Lete Hyn

Or Tauba ko Taal Dete Hyn

Ibrat K Waqiyat Bayan Krty Hyn Mgr Khud Ibrat Hasil Nhi Krte

~HAZARAT ALI(R.A)~…

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Ek swimmer to his frnd ma pani

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Ek swimmer to his frnd: ma pani ke andr ek ghanty tk rh skata hun,kia tum aisa kr skte ho?

Frnd: ma boht din pani k andr rh skta hun

swimer:wo kaise?

Frnd:kyun k mujy swimming nhi ati….

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Garnal major ne aik roz mulazim ko

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Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha

Mai Ne Pechle 2 Saal Mai Ye Bat Khas Tor Par Note Ki Ha K Jub Bhi Apni khala Ki Bemari Ka Keh Kr Daftar Se Choti Le kr Jate Ho Us Roz Zoror Koi Cirkt Match Hota Hai

Mulazim Sar Kujate Howe Bola Ap Ka Kehne ka Matlb Ye Ha K Meri Kala Bemari ka Bhana Karti Hai . . . ?…

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Hr bar mujhe zakhm e judai na dia kr

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Hr bar mujhe zakhm-e-Judai na dia kr

Gar mera nahi to mjhe dikhai na dia kr

Such jhot ho jata ha Teri ankhon se zahir

Ksmen na utha itni safai na dia kr

Me janta hon k Tu rhta ha ub mujh se gureza

Pas aa k muhabt k dohai na dia kr

Ik bar jo ur jain to aate nhi hn wapis

Hr bar prindon ko rehai na dia kr?

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1 sehra se admi guzra tou aus

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1 Sehra Se 1 Admi Guzra Tou Aus Ne 1 Shaks ko Rait Mai Daba Howa Dekha Is ka Chera Rait Se Bhair Tha Wo Madad k Lye Pukar Raha Tha

Wo Admi kehne Laga “Tm Thero Mai Belcha La Kar Tumien Bhair Nikalta Ho” Rait Mai Dabe Howe Admi Mausom Si Surat Bana kr Kaha

” Bhetr Hoga Tm kisi Turcktar ka Bandubust karo kyon Mai Apne Camel Par Sawar Ho . . . //->…

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Rasool allah saw ne irshad farmaya

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Rasool Allah (S.A.W) Ne Irshad Farmaya :

“Jo Shaks Quran Parhne Me Maharat Rakhta Hy (Wo) Mo’aziz-o-Mukarram Farishto’n K Saath Hoga

Aur

Jo Shaks Quran Ko Atak Atak Kr Aur Bari Mushkil Se Parhta Hy Us K Liye Dohra Ajar Hy (Parhne Ka Aur Koshish Krne Ka)…”

~Bukhari~…

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Shohar wo hai jo bivi ko khush

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Shohar wo hai jo bivi ko khush rakh sake,

Aur

Bivi wo hai jo aulaad ki umdaa tarbiyat kar sake,

agr koi frd is me se hatt kr khayal tarashta hai wo zehni tor pr pasmanida hai. …

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Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to

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Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:zaror tm mere khane k lye kch lai hogi?

Wife: bilkul thek kaha isme mere new sandel hen ;->…

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Fake friends dont worry everything will be

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FAKE FRIENDS: dont worry everything will be alright

REAL FRIENDS:

galti ki ha ab bhugat. hr jaga zaleel hi krwaen

FAKE FRIENDS:u r looking dashing

REAL FRIENDS:

kbi dhang k kapre bi pehen lia kr. hamesha charsi hi bna raen

FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress is cool

REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha

FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i’ll pay

REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga.tu ne mera walet jo dekh lia hai,ab apna kahan nazr aye ga

Dedicated 2 my real Frnz….

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Shohr bv se hata lo apne

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Shohr bV sE:

“HaTa lO ApNe ChEhRe Se Ye ZuLfeE JaAn e TaMaNnA!

.

.

.

Ab AgAr KhAaNaY Me BaAl AyA To GaNjA Kr

DuNgA!!!”:-

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Boy mere sath chalogi girl kahan

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BOY: mere sath chalogi

GIRL: kahan!

BOY: jahaan tum kaho

GIRL: 0K police station chalte hain

BOY: lo batao, ab banda apni ‘Baji’ se mazaq b nahi kr sakta

:D

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Jis ne bismillah parh kr wazu kia

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Jis Ne BISMILLAH Parh Kr Wazu Kia SAR se PAON Tk Uska SARA Badan Pak Ho Gya Aur Jis Ne Bagair BISMILLAH WAZU Kia Uska Itna Hi Badan Pak Hoga Jitne Pr Pani Guzra…

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1 admi apni biwi k sath apna

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1 Admi apni biwi k sath apna scoter dho raha hota hai. Us k totly bete se ksi ne pocha. abu kya kr rhe hei. Beta! Abu chuter dho rhe hei ami pani dal rai hei….

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Agr aap ki shadi late ho rahi

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Agr aAp kI shAdi LatE hO rAhi hY tO DaiLy EarLy MoRnInG utH kR ApNa PAJAMA DHo kR waLid sAHb k kMry k saMny sUkhaAny k liYe lAtka dAin …;->…

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Snt bnt talkng snt oy to

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S@nT@ B@Nt@ TAlKNg:

S@Nt@: oY to kaM Ni kaRta tUje pOLice pakEr kR Le jAe gI?

B@NT@ :vo kU?

S@nt@:aik adMi kam nI Krta tHA Ose p0LIcE pakr k Le gYi.

B@nT@: KiS JUrM Me?

S@Nt@:KyUnkE Vo kaM ChoR Tha. . . . .=P;->…

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Karachi me banks me barhti hui robbries

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KARACHI mE banks me barhti hui robbries pr control k Liay MAIN bank me aLARM System laga dia,jiska button cashier k paon k kareb tha,us k press krnay sE qareebi police station ka alarm baj sakta tha,

Alarm k lagay abhi 3 din huay thay, k do dako T.T Liay bank mE Aagaye,

Cashier se cash cheennay k doran cashier ne alarm ka butt?n press kr dia,chand sekond k baad kareeb paray phone ki ring hui,dako ne receive kia

Dosri taraf sE awaz i.

?OYE,main thanay se bol raha hoon,zara dekh bhaal k betha kro tumhaien pata hi nahi tumhara paon button per hai,paon hatao udher se idiot,idher thanay me Alarm Baj raha hai….

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Kabi chaho gay tu chahat say bulayengy

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kabi chaho gay tu chahat say bulayengy tumhain,

dard-e-dil hota hai kaya,dekhayengy tumhian,,

MUHABBAT hoti hai kaya,MUHABBAT kr k dekh lena,,,

phir mere pas ana kuch bataengy tumhain,,,

kabi na ayeen ankh main ansoo tu aisa krna,,,

ik sham meri pas ana bht rulayengy tumhian,,,

pochty ho jo zinda rehny ka sabab,,,

chalo kisi roz zindagi say milwaengy tumhian,,,

~

Sameer +92 300 2711 588

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Agr koi shakhs kisi se shadeed mohabbat

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Agr Koi Shakhs Kisi Se Shadeed

Mohabbat Kr Sakta Hy,

Tou Wo Hi Shakhs Usi INSAN Se Shadeed Nafrat Bhi Kar Sakta Hy…!

Kyun k …

Ek Khoobsurat Sheesha

Jab Tuut’ta Hy

Tou

Bohat Khatarnak

“HATHYAR”

Ban Jata Hy..!!…

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Ek din sham ko jb chai ka

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Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa, main ne chaha k us ko b apne sath apne pas le aaon lekin ye soch kr chup ho gye k ammi gusa karain gi, is liye meri chahat aur tarap muje beqarar kr rhi thi kyun ye waqt chai ka tha aur main

“BISCUT” k bina nhi rah skti thi. :-) :-D

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Ho raat akeli pichlay paiher aur chand

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Ho raat Akeli Pichlay Paiher, Aur Chand Gagan mein Aa Jaye,

Tum chand ki Manind Tanha ho yeh baat tumhe Tarpa jaye,

Kuch khuwab saja kr palkoun pe, tum chand se baatein kar laina

Hum Yaad tumhe to krte hain, tum yad hamein b kr laina,

kuch bat na ho jab aise hi num ankh tmhari ho jae, tm bat kahin pr krte ho, dil or kahin pr kho jaye,

jazbat k aise alam mei muskan labon pr bhar laina,

Hm yad tmhe tu krte hen, Tm yad hume bhi kr laina…

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Hamare dil ne jab chaha tab aap

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Hamare Dil ne jab chaha tab tab Aap jaage the

hamare Dil ne jab chaha tb tab Aap jaage the

Q k wo hum hi the jo Aap k ghar ki Ghanti baja kr bhaage the. …

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Police ne larka or larki ko motor

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PoLiCE ne LArkA Or

LArki ko Motor CycLE pe jAtAy Rok kr poochA:

KyA LAgti hy yE TuMhAri?

LArkA: Wese to kCh nhi LAgti,

BreAk LAgAon to thori thori LAgti hy :p…

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Arz kya hay tmhe dekh kr

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Arz kya hay!

Tmhe dekh kr aksar muje aajatay hein chkkr

wah wah

Irshad irshad..

tmhy dek kr aksr muje ajate hei chkr

smj ni ata tum ?moannas? ho ya ?muzakr?

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Allah taala says tu kerta wo

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ALLAH TA’ALA

SAYS:

“Tu Kerta Wo Hy Jo Tu Chahta Hy

Par Hota Wo Hy Jo MAIN Chahta Hoon

Tu Wo Kr Jo MAIN Chahta Hoon

Phir Wo Hoga Jo Tu Chahta Hy … “…

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Budha beti tumhara nahna muna bhai

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Budha : Beti Tumhara Nahna Muna Bhai Har Waqt Rota Kyon Rehta Ha…?

Beti : Ap K Ball Na Ho Ap K Dant Na Ho Ap Chal Phir Na Sakien Bat Cheet Bi Na Kr Sakien Tou Ap Kiya Roye Ge Nahe….

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