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Class room is like a train

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Class Room is Like a Train

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1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .

Nxt Two Benches r General coach

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Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.

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Bcz Its.”SLEEPER COACH” :P :D

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Sharam dehsat jhijak pareshani naaz se

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Sharam, Dehsat, Jhijak, Pareshani…!

Naaz Se Kaam Q Nahi Leti…?

Aap, Wo, Jee, Magar Ye Sab Kia Hai……?

Tum Mera Naam Q Nahi Leti…? ;->…

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Shohar ki ghazal jab se begum ne

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SHOHAR KI GHAZAL

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha ha

Bartano ajj mere sir pe baraste Q ho

Main ne dho dha kr tumhain kitna saja rakha ha

Roz leti ha talashi wo police ki manind

Puchti ha kahan paison ko chupa rakha ha

Wahi dunya me muqaddar ka sikandar tehra

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha ha

Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k shohar

Maar khane me bhi qudrat ne maza rakha ha…

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Ek pathan ko koi mobile pe tang

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Ek pathan ko koi mobile pe tang krta tha

Pathan ny new sim kharid kr usy message kia, Me ne wo # band kr dia hy ab tera baap b mujhy tung nhi kr skta … ;)

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Hate and pleasure love pressure the

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Hate And Pleasure…

Love And Pressure…

The Love I Have For You

Will Never Go To Waste…

One Problem Is Fate,

I’m Done With Words,

And Done With Lies…

I’m Done With Everything You Have

To Say…

Because Everything

Cant Go My Way…

If It Could,

Yes You Would….

Be Mine… ♥ ♥ ♥

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End of luv by an sms pyaray

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End of Luv by an SMS:

Pyaray Bashiray!

Tera msg milaya, parh k boht dukh hoya.

Meri tarha to b mujhy pul ja bashiray, ab may 2 bacchon ke maa hoo, ty Kaloo Gujjar ki ezat hoo, dil py itt rakh k mery bacchon ka mama ban ja!

Faqat,

Teri Sugraa.

(Aur Sugraa ne Sim Change Kar Li)….

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Nahi rakhte hum vafa ki ummid kise

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Nahi rakhte hum vafa ki ummid kise se Bhi,hum ne har dum bewafai jo pai hai,mat dhundh hamare jism pe zakhm k nishan,hum ne har chot dil pe khai hai..!!…

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Ab jo lootey ho itnay saloon maindhop

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Ab Jo Lootey Ho Itnay Saloon Main
Dhop Ot’rri Hoyee Hai Baloon Main

Tum Meri Ankh K Samandar Main
Tum Meri Roh K Chaloon Main

Phool Hee Phool Khel Uthay Mujh Main
Ye Kon Aya Mere Khayaloon Main

Main Ne Jee Bhar K Tujh Ko Dekh Leya Hai
Tujh Ko Uljha K Kuch Sawaloon Main

Meri Khuwaish Ki Kayenat Bhi Tu
Tu Hee Dukh Dard K Hawaloon Main

Jab Tera Dostoon Main Zeekar Ayee
Taes Uth’ti Hai Dil K Chaloon Main

Tum Say Abad Hai Ye Tanhayee
Tum Hee Roshaan Ho Ghar K Jaloon Main

Sanwali Shaam Ki Taran Hai Wo
Wo Na Go’roon Main Hai Na Kaloon Main

Kya Usay Yaad Araha Hai WASI
Rang Obhray Hain Us K Galoon Main..!…

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50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon oon

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50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon

karke rota hai to maa kehti hain ki beta aise mat ro,

varna

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bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jayega!!…

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Wife darling when was the last

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Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us … ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I’ll See The Cheque-Book … (-;…

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A wise man once sat in an

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A Wise Man Once Sat In An Audience And Cracked A Joke ..

All Of Them Laughed Like Crazy ..

After A Moment He Cracked The Same Joke Again

& A Little Less People Laughed This Time ..

He Cracked The Same One Again & Very Few Laughed

This Time When Ther

e Was No Laughter In The Crowd

He Smiled And Said

”If U Cant Laugh At The Same Joke Again & Again

Then Why Do U Keep Crying Over The Same Thing

Over & Over Again”

Forget The Past And Move On……..

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Ye dil tum se pyar karna chahta

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Ye Dil Tum Se Pyar Karna Chahta Hai

Apni Mohobbat Ka Iqrar Karna Chahta Hai

Jub Se Dekha Hai Tum Ko

Bus Tumhara Hi Deedar Karna Chahta Hai

Laugon Se Sunte Thay Mohobbat Ke Afsaane

Khawab Hum Ne Bhi Dekhe Thay Suhaane

Pyar Kiya Hai Hum Aksar Sochte Thay

Is Baat Se Hum Apne Dil Ko Rokte Thay

Lekin Ab Tumhain Is Dil Main Basa Kar

Ye Galati Ek Baar Karna Chahta Hoon

Tumhein Apna Banana Chahta Hoon

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Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty

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Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty,
Tujhy le kr baanho’n mein
“Mohabbat” krty,

Dekhty teri aankho’n mein neend ka khumar, Apni khoi hui neendo’n ki
“Shikayat” krty

Teri aankho’n mein apna aks dhondty, Khud se b zyada teri
“Chahat” krty

Jis ki hukumat thi us k ghulam thy,
Qabeely mein dost kis se “Baghawat” krty

Ek dil hi tha wo b us k pas tha,
Raat bhr jaag kr kis ki “Hifazat” krty

Mere mazhab mein shirk haram hy
Wrna Qasam khuda ki teri “Ibadat”krty …

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2 sardar apas ma bat kar rahe

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2 Sardar Apas Ma Bat Kar Rahe The

Pehla Sardr Yar Ye Mohabat Aur Pyar Kia Hota ?

Dosra Sardr Kafi Der Sochne K Bad Bola Yar In Ka Mujhe Nahe Pata Love K Bare Ma Pochna Ha Tou Mai Bata Deta Ho …*…

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Nights are dark but days light wish

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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,

Wish your Life will always be Bright.

So my Dear don"t get Fear

Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*…

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Repeat these lines atleast 2 hours

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Repeat these lines atleast 2 hours

every day outsaide the mosque

and you will be millionare in two months.

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"ALLAH KAY NAAN PE DE DE BABA"

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Yeh raat itne tanha kyun hote hai

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Yeh raat itne tanha kyun hote hai,

Kismat se apni sab ko shikayat kyun hoti hai,

Ajeeb khel khelti hai Kismat,

Jise hum pa nahi sakte ussi se MOHABBAT kyun hoti hai….

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It hurts when we risk our heart

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It HuRtS wHeN wE rIsK oUr

HEART

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It EnDs Up BeInG

BROKEN

bUt

WhAt HuRtS mOrE iS whEn We

S.T.I.L.L

hOlD oN wHeN wE aLrEaDy KnOw

We ArE wAiTiNg FoR

NOTHING =(…

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Jo exams ki wajah se ziada tension

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Jo exams ki wajah se ziada tension mai hai un k liye!!

Parhna likhna chhor paray,

Nakal pe rakh aaass,

Utha razayi aur so ja buchay,

Rab krega PASS.

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Mujhe yad hai meri paprz ki tayari

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Mujhe yad hai meri Paprz ki tayari hr traf afra tfri ka alAm.!

Kbi is topic me masla to kbi dusre topic me prblm.!

Aesa lagta tha k kch b reliable nhi hai..!

pr jb baat aai papr ki to mene ch0ose ki

*naqal*

.”reliable”jo hai..!

“Naqal Lagai to baat bani”

“Naqal Reliable Hy”…

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i miss u

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(?`?.???) I

`?.?(?`?.??? )MISS

(?`?.???)?.??

`?.?.?? U

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Kiya guzarti hai bhari dunya mein tanha

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Kiya guzarti hai bhari dunya mein tanha shaks per..

Aik lamhe ke liye khud se bichar ker sochna..

Bichar ke tujhe se ajab wehshaton ne ghera hai..

Udas rehta hai yeh dil bhi jangalon ki tarah..

Jis din tu bichar gaya yeh haal hai apni ankhon ka..

Jaise sawan ke do badal aapas mein takrate hain..

Tum se bichar ker bhi tumhain bhoOlna asan na tha..

Tum ko hi yaad kiya tum ko bhoolane ke liye

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Friend is one who finds you

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Friend is One, Who..

(F)inds you in a

(R)ush of people

(I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your

(E)motions and

(N)ever leaves you till

(D)eath

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ya allah im sorry

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.:: Ya ALLAH… I’m Sorry!!! ::..

Ya ALLAH…..!

It Hurts When I Have To Let Go The Things I Really Love..

It Hurts When I Have To Lose Something That I Really Want..

…It Hurts, ALLAH

It Hurts..

But Believe Me, Ya ALLAH..

I Will Feel Hurt Most When I Know Disobey You..

It Hurt Most, ALLAH..

Believe Me..

Believe Me

I Realize That I Can Never Live Without Your Mercy..

I Realize That I Can Never Smile Without The Concious That You Are Pleased With Me..

I Realize That I Can Never Lead My Life If You Are Unhappy With Me..

I Am Sorry..

I Am Really Really Sorry..

For I Have Neglected You For Long Time..

For I Have Loved Others More Than I Should Love You..

For I Have Prioritized Others More Than I Should…..

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Mere mohabbat kay doo alamtamam roshan tamam

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Mere Mohabbat Kay Doo Alam
Tamam Roshan Tamam Mohkam

Main Yad Karna Bhi Janta Hoon
Orr Yad Ana Bhi Janta Hoon

Nazar Nazar Mian Kamrani
Kadam Kadam Pay Hai Kamiyabi

Magar Koyi Muskara Ker Dekhay
Tu Har Jana Bhi Janta Hoon…

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Paad k nam ek sweet poem jo

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PAAD K NAM EK SWEET POEM

Jo maray wo fresh,

Jo songay wo crash,

Kabi awaz kabi be awaz hota hy

Mgr badbo apni hr su pehlata ha,

Kabi poooon,

Kabi paaaan,

Kabi padar padar niklta ha,

Ktna surela hota ha kabi to lambi seti b bjata ha,

Kabi akelay men kabi mehfil men nikl jata ha,

Akelay ke tou khayr hai mgr mehfil men tanha kar jata hai,

Kabi tou aysa sarata hai k naak k baal jala dayta hai,

Aur kabi dosto ke tarha hawa main he ghul mil jata hai…

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Khulus e dil se milo to saza dete hain

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Khulus-e-Dil Se Milo To Saza Dete Hain Log.

Sache Jazbat B Thukra Dete Hain Log.

Dekh Nahi Sakte Do Pyar Karne walon Ko.

Bethe Huwe Do Prinde B Ura Dete Hain Log….

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Care for the one who shares with

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Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best. …

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Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte

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Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,

Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.

Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,

Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Kartea

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Policeman tum ne beech road pe bus

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Policeman: Tum Ne Beech Road Pe Bus Q Rok Di?

Pathan: Hum Shehr Me Naya Aya Hy Mgr Qanoon Nhi Torta, Wo Samne Dkho Likha Hy ”Bus Stop” Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->…

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Hoslay hadon tak azmaya nahi karte

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hoslay hadon tak azmaya nahi karte , jo hoon apne unhain yun sataya nahi karte , chahne wale bhi waqt k lamhoon ke tarha hote hain , beet jain to loat k aya nahi karte…

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After a quarrel husband said to his

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you.She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

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Sono nigam kumar sanu dono

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SoNo Nigam

&

Kumar sAnu

Dono Me kYa cOmMon hAi?

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Socho

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Aray Mamo Itna Mat Soch.

Simple

Dono Singer Hain….

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Jo shaks ramzan me bagair kisi majboori

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jo shaks Ramzan me bagair kisi majboori k sub k samne jaan boojh kar khae piye to BADSHAH-E-ISLAM use Qatal kar de.

(DURR-E-MUKHTA’AR v#3 p#396)…

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I m a lonely road of broken

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I m a lonely road of broken dreamz,

Its a boulevard that i am searching for,

These starz are all so dull,

Its the moon that i am searching for,

Happiness iz so angry at me,

Its life that i am searching for,

There is a crowd around me at all times,

Its a friend that i am searching for,

My life iz just like a path,

Its a destination that i am searching for,

Dont know what iz it that i’ve lost,

Maybe its ‘ME’ that i am searching for !! :(

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Dil ki baton me aana acha lagta

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DIL ki Baton me Aana acha lagta hy

MUNDAY ko Le k Date pe jana acha Lagta hy

Shadi se pehle dil ko Bhatay hain Sangeet

Baad me to bas QOMI TARANA acha lagta hy…

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Zindagi ki raah mein aage chalte jana

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Zindagi ki raah mein aage chalte jana har pal,

mur ke na dekh beete hue pal,

jo nahin tha tera tujhe nahin mila,

jo milgaya uske sath guzaar apna har pal,

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Having a good laugh with friend like

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Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain?s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can?t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror…

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Mising u is my hobby care

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Mising u,

is my ?HOBBY?

Care 4u,

is my ?JOB?

Mak u happy,

is my?DREAM?

Pray 4 u,

is my ?DUTY?

AND

2keep frndship with u,

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Is my ?LIFE.

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This cat is a good way to

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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! …

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Wifetum ny kahbi socha hai k meri

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Wife:?Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota??

Husband:?Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta?

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You just dont have an idea on

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you just don’t have an idea on how much imiss you. My mouth misses your tender kisses, i miss the warmth of you body, I miss being held by you, miss seeing your deep dimples, Imiss you girl….

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Mohabaton k phool ap naam karte hain

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Mohabaton k phool ap k naam karte hain

ap ki haseen nigha ko salam karte hain

ban jaye apki zindagi khushiyon ka gehwara

yeh dua hum saubh-o-sham karte hain..

SaaMer +92 300 2711 588

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Kaash ye faasle na hote duriya

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KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..

KAASH YE

DURIYA NA

HOTI..

KAASH HUM

SATH HOTE..

TO..

TO,

TO..

TO..

TO..

YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE…

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A d v i s e

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A d v i s e

-=- Of The -=-

-=- D a y -=-

“F L I R T



B u t

B e

A L E R T…” …

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Insan k kandho pe ja rahe the

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Insan k Kandho pe Insan ja rahe the,

Kafan me lipte kuch Arman ja rahe the,

Jinhe mili Bewafai Mohabbat main,

Wafa ki Talash main wo QABRUSTAN ja rahe the?…

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A person doing his own swot analysis

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A Person Doing His own SWOT Analysis.

Strength: My Wife

Weakness: My Neighbor’s Wife

Opportunity: When My Neighbor Is

On Tour

Threat: When I am On Tour. :)

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For this is a special time when

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For This, Is A Special Time When Family

And Friends Get Together,For Fun.

Wishing Laughter And Fun To Cheer Your Days,

In This Festive Season Of Diwali And Always!!!!!!!!

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Yeh khamoshi khayal tumhara intizar ruki batein

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yeh khamoshi

yeh khayal

yeh tumhara intizar

yeh ruki ruki batein

yeh thori thori chahten

yeh majboori

yeh doori

yeh dil lagi

yeh dil kashi

yeh dewana pan

yeh sochna

yeh samajhna

yeh ankhon ka bher jana

yeh mosam ka chala jana

yeh dharkanon ka ruk jana

yeh baton ka badal jana

yeh sanson ka theher jana

yeh thama hua sama

yeh sara sansar

yeh tumhari sansen

yeh mera ehsas

kash tum yahan hotey

merey nahin

tou merey tou merey liyey kuch tou hotey

Or Ab…..

YEH KHAMOSHI…

(~ T?m ??? ~)

SaaMer +92 300 2711 588

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Parh aalim faazil hoyon kadi apnay

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parh parh aalim faazil hoyon

kadi apnay aap nu parhiya nahi

ja ja mandir maseeti wardain

kadi apnay andar tu warriya nahi

roz aiwain shetaan naal larda ain

kadi nafs apnay naal lariya nahi

"Bullhay Shah" asmaani ud’dian pharda ain

jehra ghar betha unho pharria nahi

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Dil ke tanhai ko awaz bana lyty

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Dil ke tanhai ko awaz bana lyty hain

PAppu…

jab balance katham hota hai to advance mangwa lyty hai… ;->…

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Memon are ajj to 1rs k 3

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Memon: Are ajj to 1Rs k 3 Amrood mile!

Dost: wo kese?

Memon: 1Rs ka mene kharida 1 lekar bhaga aur 1 khan ne gusse me piche phenka or wo mene catch kr lia ;->…

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Customer ye cow kitney ki he saler

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Customer: Ye Cow kitney ki he?

Cow Saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he

Customer: Or ye Cow kitne ki he?

Saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti ha

Customer: Ye Cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he? Cow saler: Sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.:-D…

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Jis tarah yeh sms achanak aap k

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Jis tarah yeh sms achanak aap k pass agaya hai, is tarah mout bhe achanak askati thee,,,,,

Agar sms ki jaga mout ajati to kia is waqt aap ALLAH k samney hazir hone k lye tayyar they?????

Zara Sochyey,,,

KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN…..

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U dont know sumthing google it

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U don’t know sumthing?

Google it !

U don’t know sumone?

Facebook it !

You don’t find sumthing?

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MUMMY !! :D

Sum things, nevr change.. :)

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Whenever u have a dream inside ur

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Whenever U Have A Dream Inside Ur Heart,

Never Let It Go

Coz, Dreams Are The Tiny Seeds From Which

Beautiful Tomorrow Grows.

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You are a part of puzzle

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You Are A Part Of A

Puzzle Of Someone’s Life…

You May Never Know

Where You Fill

But Always Remember That

Someone’s Life May Not

Be Completed Without

YOU … =)

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Desh ka bacha bacha beghar raha hai

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DESH ka Bacha bacha beghar raha hai

Larka zabrdasti Larkiyon ko kiss kr raha hai,

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Itna kuch ho raha hai Or tu SmS parh raha hai hans mat Kuch karo….

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Teri tasweer meri ankhon main basee kyun

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Teri tasweer meri ankhon main basee kyun hai
Jidhar dekho bus udhar tu hi kyun hai

Teri yadoon say wabasta meri takdeer hai lekin
tujhe naa paa ker meri takdeer roothi kyun hai

Mujh ko hai khaber asaan nahin tujhe haasil karna
phir bhi yeh intizaar yeh bekarari kyun hai

Barson guzar gaye meray tanhayee main lekin
Meri baanhon ko aaj bhi tera intizaar kyun hai

Teri chahat ki kasam khoon kay aansoon royaa hon
Ab nahin hai kuch baki phir yeh jaan baki kyun hai

Khatam huwa mera yeh afsana ek baat batadoo lekin
Anjaam tha malooom mujh ko phir yeh muhabbat kyun hai …

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When u r single you see happy

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When u r Single,

You See Happy Couples Everywhere,

,

But

,

When u r Married,

You See Happy Singles Everywhere… ;) :D

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If you cry because the sun

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If YoU cRy BeCaUsE tHe SuN

HaS gOnE oUt Of YoUr LiFe

YoUr TeArZ wIlL pReVeNt YoU

FrOm SeEiNg tHe StArZ …

GuD nItE

n

ShWeEeT dReAmZzZ … (=…

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3 khobsorat dost sirf aap k liye

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3 Khobsorat “Dost” Sirf Aap K Liye

( ‘;’ )

(”)(”) ZINDAGI

.**.

(”( ‘;’ )”)

(”) (”) KHUSHI

Or

Or

Or

Kia?

1 Main Bhi To Hon Na. …

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New style of proposing a girl i

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New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.

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Assalam o alaikum mah e rabi ul akhir

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Assalam-O-Alaikum!

Mah E Rabi Ul Akhir 1433 K Khusoosi Wazaif Aur Azkar

1: Rozana 500 Martaba Is Tasbeeh Ka Wird Karain

“SubhanAllahi Adada Khalqihi”

2: Pooray Mah Main 3 Rozay

3: Ghar K Tamam Afraad Mil Kar Rozana Adha Ghanta Durood Sharif Ka Wird Karain

4: Rozana 2 Rakat Nafal Baad Namaz E Isha Is Tarah Parhain K Her Rakat Main Surah Fatiha K Baad 20 Martaba Surah Ikhlas Parhain.

View/Print Complete wazifa in Urdu/Arabic.

Shukrea,Wassalam….

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Best sms of 14 august 1947

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Best Sms Of 14 august 1947.

Us waqt MOBILE Tha Kya?

Kabhi To Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!

Bas har waqt sms parhne ki aag lagi hoti hai.

|>>>>>>>

|>> ( * >>>>

|>>>>>>>

Anyways

|""|__|""|.*.*.*.*.*

| APPY.*.*.*.*

|__|""|__|.*.*.*.*.*

.*.*.*INDEPENDENCE DAY.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

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Human can love thats normal cows

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Human can love,

thats normal..

Cows eat grass

Its okay…

But

When monkey read SMS

Amazing..

Still reading

Inbeliveable

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That awkward moment when a small

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That awkward moment

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when a small kid hits you

without any reason in front of his mom and you can’t do anything but smile:):P…

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Kabhi kisi ko tang kiya nhi karteyoun

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KabHi KiSi Ko TaNg KiyA NHi KArtE,

YoUn FOzOL sMs yA Miss CaLL Diya Nhi KArtE,

JiSka MoBiLe HE UskO WaPiS KArdo,

InSaNi ChEezON Se “BANDAR” KhELa Nhi krte,,…

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Santai made my son fool bantahow

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Santa:I made my son fool

Banta:how?

Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it

Banta:But how u fooled him?

Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!…

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Read this msg only if u r

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Read this msg ONLY IF U R PREGNANT!

R u pregnant??

Nhi na?

Then y u r reading this msg?

Shoq to dekho amma bany ka:-P:-P…

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Salesman paaji cockroach ka powder lo gey

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SALESMAN; Paaji, Cockroach ka powder lo gey kya?

SARDAR; Nahi Hum cockroch k itnay laad nahi uthatay.! Aaj powder denge to kal lipstick mange ga..!.

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1 aurat 2sri sy mujhy apny shohr

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1 aurat 2sri sy,

Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy.

2sri aurt,

Phir tum kia karogi..?

1st,

Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hon…

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Ek toote huwe dil ki aawaaj mujhe

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Ek Toote Huwe Dil Ki Aawaaj Mujhe Kahiye Sur Jismein Hai Sab Ghum Ke Woh Saaz Mujhe Kahiye Main Kon Hoon Aur Kyaa Hoon Kiske Liye zindaa Hoon Main Khud Bhi Nahi Samajhi Woh Raaz Mujhe Kahiye…

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Main to madhosh hoon mujhe hosh ka

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Main to madhosh hoon mujhe hosh ka kia pata.

main to khawab hoon mujhe need ka kia pata.

main to mohabbat hoon mujhe nafrat ka kia pata.

main to khushboo hoon mujhe gulab ka kia pata.

main to manzil hoon mujhe raston ka kiya pata.

main to uss ka hoon mujhe auron ka kia pata.

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The essential sadness is to go through

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The essential sadness is to go through life without loving.

But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world without ever telling

those you love

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Sardar ka ladka im a complan boy

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Sardar Ka Ladka: I’m A Complan Boy…

Sardar Ki Ladki: I’m A Complan Girl….

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka…

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Teacher what are the products of sugar

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Teacher: what are the products of sugar??

Student: i dont knw

Teacher: of course u know , from where do u get sugar??

Student : we borrow it frm r neighbours…

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Meray dukhon ki dhanak mein rang na

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Meray dukhon ki dhanak mein rang na bhar,

Mohabbat aur nafrat ki jang na kr,

Khushi meray gham k sung na kr

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PAPPU YAAR TANG NA KAR!

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